Inside eSarcasm

eSarcasm Widgets

Get the latest geek humor on your own blog, Facebook profile, or Web site with our new eSarcasm widget! It’s free and takes only seconds to set up.

Here’s what the basic widget looks like:


• Want to add it onto your blog, Web page, or MySpace profile? Click the “Get Widget” box above to copy the code. Then, just paste it wherever you want in your template or profile.

• Want to add it onto your Facebook profile? Click here to get our official Facebook application. It’s so easy even Ashton Kutcher could figure it out.

• Want to change how the widget looks? No problem — you can customize to your heart’s content. Just visit this page, and you’ll find options to change the size, colors, and more. (Note: Customization is for blog and Web page implementation only; the social network versions can’t be changed.)

Problems? Questions? Read the FAQ below, or drop us a note.

eSarcasm Widget FAQ

 
What the f*@#! is a widget?

Good question! This handsomely designed snippet of code (available in Flash or Javascript) sits on your Web site, blog, Facebook, or MySpace page and delivers headlines of stories from our award winning* humor site. As we post new stories to eSarcasm, the widget updates auto-magically! No muss, no fuss, no bitter aftertaste.

How does it work?

When your friends or readers click on a headline inside the widget, they’ll be instantly whisked to that very story on the eSarcasm site — and, not long after that, doubled over in laughter and/or nausea. It’s really that simple.

What does it cost?

We could easily charge $10 or even $20 a year for this fine service. Heck, we even thought about charging $50. But no. This fine widget can be yours ABSOLUTELY FREE. No strings, no spam, no nothing — just install the widget and it’s yours, in perpetuity. If you ever grow tired of our wiseass commentary, simply remove it. We won’t hold it against you.

Why is eSarcasm doing this?

Possibly because we were dropped on our heads as small children. But also because we feel it’s our mission to spread our message of snark across the InterWebs. And we could really use the traffic.

That sounds fantastic! How do I get one?

You haven’t been paying very close attention, have you? Just click the “Get Widget” box above to get the code (Flash or Javascript) to insert it into your blog, Web page, or MySpace profile. Or click here to install the Facebook application (you’ll need to be logged into your Facebook profile — duh).

How can we ever thank you?

Really, your undying gratitude and candid nude photos are enough. Send them to hotties@esarcasm.com. (Please, no pics of excessively hirsute guys — we see enough of that at our annual pool party.)

* Awards still pending