The 12 Universal Truths About Twitter
Warning: This story may permanently alter your perception of social media. Are you ready to be enlightened?
Warning: This story may permanently alter your perception of social media. Are you ready to be enlightened?
Would you take advice on how to use Twitter and Facebook from a burrito wrapper? Hey, it probably knows as much about the topic as anyone else.
Forget all that crap about promoted tweets — this is how Twitter’s really planning to make money.
Just remember: The right to remain silent also extends to Twitter.
Apple iPad developers now deaf, dumb & blind. Google wants your TV set — hope you don’t mind.
Twitter’s new @anywhere service aims to bring the microblog where no tweets have gone before — including toilets, vibrators, and human organs. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter’s taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we’ve seen in today’s trending topic of #ModernProverbs.
Sharing every detail of your life with strangers can cost you. Sometimes literally.
Think you know tech lingo? You’re probably wrong. From “social media expert” to “pwning a n00b,” our superaccurate translation machine reveals the real meaning of all your favorite tech phrases.
Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).
Google’s new social media tool says ‘I was drunk’ and didn’t mean to expose itself and all its users in public. Can it please come home now? Please?
Pixar star vows to sue Google “to infinity and beyond” for misappropriating his name. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Strap on your scuba gear, kiddos: It’s time for a lesson in Twitter biology.
Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.
Forget every analysis you’ve ever read — these 40 numbers are the most important figures compiled in the history of mankind. Read them. Study them. Make sweet love to them. Repeat.
