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The 12 Universal Truths About Twitter

The 12 Universal Truths About Twitter

Warning: This story may permanently alter your perception of social media. Are you ready to be enlightened?

California Tortilla Dishes Up Advice on Successfully Using Social Media

California Tortilla Dishes Up Advice on Successfully Using Social Media

Would you take advice on how to use Twitter and Facebook from a burrito wrapper? Hey, it probably knows as much about the topic as anyone else.

iToons: Twitter’s Real Ad Strategy

iToons: Twitter’s Real Ad Strategy

Forget all that crap about promoted tweets — this is how Twitter’s really planning to make money.

iToons: Anything You Tweet Can Be Used Against You…

iToons: Anything You Tweet Can Be Used Against You…

Just remember: The right to remain silent also extends to Twitter.

The TechList: 21.Mar.2010

The TechList: 21.Mar.2010

Apple iPad developers now deaf, dumb & blind. Google wants your TV set — hope you don’t mind.

A Tweeting Toilet? With Twitter’s @anywhere, @anything Is Possible

A Tweeting Toilet? With Twitter’s @anywhere, @anything Is Possible

Twitter’s new @anywhere service aims to bring the microblog where no tweets have gone before — including toilets, vibrators, and human organs. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The Techlist: 13.Mar.2010

The Techlist: 13.Mar.2010

Apple’s iPad future looks set; none but the brave dare play ChatRoulette

15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong

15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong

Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter’s taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we’ve seen in today’s trending topic of #ModernProverbs.

iToons: How Social Media Can Screw You Over

iToons: How Social Media Can Screw You Over

Sharing every detail of your life with strangers can cost you. Sometimes literally.

The TechList: 27.Feb.2010

The TechList: 27.Feb.2010

Facebook patents newsy feeds, even iPhone fans have needs

eSarcasm’s Tech Lingo Translation Guide

eSarcasm’s Tech Lingo Translation Guide

Think you know tech lingo? You’re probably wrong. From “social media expert” to “pwning a n00b,” our superaccurate translation machine reveals the real meaning of all your favorite tech phrases.

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).

Google Buzz is Very, Very Sorry

Google Buzz is Very, Very Sorry

Google’s new social media tool says ‘I was drunk’ and didn’t mean to expose itself and all its users in public. Can it please come home now? Please?

The TechList: 13.Feb.2010

The TechList: 13.Feb.2010

Barbie geeks out, John Mayer speaks out, world freaks out

BREAKING: Buzz Lightyear Sues Google Buzz

BREAKING: Buzz Lightyear Sues Google Buzz

Pixar star vows to sue Google “to infinity and beyond” for misappropriating his name. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The Real Anatomy of a Twitter Whale

The Real Anatomy of a Twitter Whale

Strap on your scuba gear, kiddos: It’s time for a lesson in Twitter biology.

When Famous People Tweet in Haiku

When Famous People Tweet in Haiku

Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.

40 Numbers You Should Never Forget

40 Numbers You Should Never Forget

Forget every analysis you’ve ever read — these 40 numbers are the most important figures compiled in the history of mankind. Read them. Study them. Make sweet love to them. Repeat.