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How to Use ‘Tweet’ and Other Dumb Internet Rules

How to Use ‘Tweet’ and Other Dumb Internet Rules

Do you know the right way to use the word “tweet”? How about “like,” “LOL,” or “cybersex”? There are rules for these things, you know. Read up and learn.

iToons: Trick or Tweet

iToons: Trick or Tweet

Strange things can happen when you celebrate Halloween in a Twitter-friendly world.

iToons: Cats + Twitter = Trouble

iToons: Cats + Twitter = Trouble

If you know any cats that are thinking about getting into social media, discourage them immediately. Really. It’s for their own good.

iToons: The New Twitter’s Secret Weapon

iToons: The New Twitter’s Secret Weapon

Twitter’s new design is about increasing interaction — but not in the way you might think.

Video: Exclusive Preview of Kanye West’s New Twitter Rap Video

Video: Exclusive Preview of Kanye West’s New Twitter Rap Video

Kanye West has been baring his soul on Twitter. Now his tweets are a music video. Prepare to experience him as you never have before — 140 characters at a time.

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.

EXCLUSIVE: What People Are Really Doing Online

EXCLUSIVE: What People Are <i>Really</i> Doing Online

Surveys show that people spend 23 percent of their time on social networks like Facebook and Twitter. How do they spend the rest of their time? You’d be surprised.

Tweets Between the Sheets: We’re All Social Media Junkies

Tweets Between the Sheets: We’re All Social Media Junkies

A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that’s hardly the only proof we’re social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Smells Like Geek Spirit

Smells Like Geek Spirit

Sony’s started spraying retail stores with the scents of vanilla, mandarin, and bourbon — and it’s not the only tech giant playing with the power of aroma.

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

It seems Twitter users are proud of many things — like their inability to spell, Klingon tattoos, and their lack of STDs. Here are 20 “iamproudof” boasts with the most.

12 Great Tweets Throughout the Ages

12 Great Tweets Throughout the Ages

Think Twitter is only four years old? History’s greatest figures have been tweeting for centuries. Here’s what Jesus, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, & others had to say (in 140 characters or less).

Inside AT&T’s New Social Media Strategy

Inside AT&T’s New Social Media Strategy

AT&T is turning to social media to try to fix its battered image. After seeing the company’s plan, though, we’re not so sure it’s going to work.

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch

Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.

Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies

Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies

Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of ridicule recognition. This year’s winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.

iToons: Can Twitter Fix BP’s Oil Disaster?

iToons: Can Twitter Fix BP’s Oil Disaster?

BP oil spill, prepare to meet thy match! Social media is changing the world, and you’re about to feel what the power of Twitter can accomplish.

AT&T’s iLeak: Hey, We Told You the iPad Would Be Life Changing

AT&T’s iLeak: Hey, We Told You the iPad Would Be Life Changing

The email addresses for more than 100,000 Apple iPad owners were exposed this week. But this is no bug — it’s a magical, revolutionary feature. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Getting Our Kicks on Route 666: The Devil Made Us Do It

Getting Our Kicks on Route 666: The Devil Made Us Do It

Finally, it can be told: eSarcasm is an agent of Satan. We feel so much better now that the truth is out.

iToons: Some Things Shouldn’t Be Tweeted

iToons: Some Things Shouldn’t Be Tweeted

Rule of thumb: If it involves any kind of insertion, it shouldn’t be shared on a social network.