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		<title>Tweets Between the Sheets: We’re All Social Media Junkies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that's hardly the only proof we're social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Smells Like Geek Spirit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sony's started spraying retail stores with the scents of vanilla, mandarin, and bourbon -- and it's not the only tech giant playing with the power of aroma.]]></description>
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		<title>Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems Twitter users are proud of many things -- like their inability to spell, Klingon tattoos, and their lack of STDs. Here are 20 "iamproudof" boasts with the most.]]></description>
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		<title>12 Great Tweets Throughout the Ages</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think Twitter is only four years old? History's greatest figures have been tweeting for centuries. Here's what Jesus, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, &#038; others had to say (in 140 characters or less). ]]></description>
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		<title>Inside AT&amp;T’s New Social Media Strategy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<title>eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15417/esarcasm-in-late-stage-negotiations-to-acquire-techcrunch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we're apparently buying them. Even we can't keep these things straight.]]></description>
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		<title>Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of <strike>ridicule</strike> recognition. This year's winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.]]></description>
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		<title>iToons: Can Twitter Fix BP&#8217;s Oil Disaster?</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15218/bp-oil-disaster-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eSarcasm Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BP oil spill, prepare to meet thy match! Social media is changing the world, and you're about to feel what the power of Twitter can accomplish.]]></description>
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		<title>AT&amp;T&#8217;s iLeak: Hey, We Told You the iPad Would Be Life Changing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The email addresses for more than 100,000 Apple iPad owners were exposed this week. But this is no bug -- it's a magical, revolutionary feature. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Our Kicks on Route 666: The Devil Made Us Do It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, it can be told: eSarcasm is an agent of Satan. We feel so much better now that the truth is out.]]></description>
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