Twitter’s new @anywhere service aims to bring the microblog where no tweets have gone before — including toilets, vibrators, and human organs. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter’s taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we’ve seen in today’s trending topic of #ModernProverbs.
Sharing every detail of your life with strangers can cost you. Sometimes literally.
You may think you know tech lingo, but you’re probably wrong. From “social media expert” to “pwning a n00b,” our super-accurate translation machine reveals the real meaning of all your favorite tech phrases.
Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).
Google’s new social media tool says ‘I was drunk’ and didn’t mean to expose itself and all its users in public. Can it please come home now? Please?
Pixar star vows to sue Google “to infinity and beyond” for misappropriating his name. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Strap on your scuba gear, kiddos: It’s time for a lesson in Twitter biology.
Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.
Forget every analysis you’ve ever read — these 40 numbers are the most important figures compiled in the history of mankind. Read them. Study them. Make sweet love to them. Repeat.
Our favorite Web site recently got pwned by an angry hacker — twice. TechCrunch hasn’t explained what really happened, but we have a few good ideas.
The Pope’s got the dope on social media. Benedict XVI is urging his priests to blog, tweet, and Facebook their flocks to salvation. Do you believe in Blog?
The world’s geekiest billionaire has finally signed onto Twitter. What’s he going to tell the world? We have a few ideas.
What a year for technology — and what better way to sum it up than with the ancient art of haiku.
Having trouble separating the tweeps from the creeps? Let our scrupulously researched, deeply thoughtful decision guide do the thinking for you.
Despite reports that Twitter’s traffic is flatlining, a new study says 27 million tweets are being sent every day. So what gives? Here’s a breakdown.
Netflix data gets a little kinky; ex-Partridge Family star now whoring for Slinky
