10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton
Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.
Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.
Surveys show that people spend 23 percent of their time on social networks like Facebook and Twitter. How do they spend the rest of their time? You’d be surprised.
A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that’s hardly the only proof we’re social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Sony’s started spraying retail stores with the scents of vanilla, mandarin, and bourbon — and it’s not the only tech giant playing with the power of aroma.
It seems Twitter users are proud of many things — like their inability to spell, Klingon tattoos, and their lack of STDs. Here are 20 “iamproudof” boasts with the most.
Think Twitter is only four years old? History’s greatest figures have been tweeting for centuries. Here’s what Jesus, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, & others had to say (in 140 characters or less).
AT&T is turning to social media to try to fix its battered image. After seeing the company’s plan, though, we’re not so sure it’s going to work.
Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.
Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of ridicule recognition. This year’s winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.
BP oil spill, prepare to meet thy match! Social media is changing the world, and you’re about to feel what the power of Twitter can accomplish.
The email addresses for more than 100,000 Apple iPad owners were exposed this week. But this is no bug — it’s a magical, revolutionary feature. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Finally, it can be told: eSarcasm is an agent of Satan. We feel so much better now that the truth is out.
Rule of thumb: If it involves any kind of insertion, it shouldn’t be shared on a social network.
Warning: This story may permanently alter your perception of social media. Are you ready to be enlightened?
Would you take advice on how to use Twitter and Facebook from a burrito wrapper? Hey, it probably knows as much about the topic as anyone else.
Forget all that crap about promoted tweets — this is how Twitter’s really planning to make money.
Just remember: The right to remain silent also extends to Twitter.
Apple iPad developers now deaf, dumb & blind. Google wants your TV set — hope you don’t mind.
