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Sue Facebook, Win a Prize

Sue Facebook, Win a Prize

If you’re using Facebook, it’s surely violated your privacy. Don’t be shy; go ahead and sue their asses. You may have already won! (Newly redacted for your reading pleasure.)

EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

The following predictions are absolutely positively guaranteed to come true in 2012 or we’ll return your money for a full refund. Would we lie to you?

iToons: The Trouble With TwitPic

iToons: The Trouble With TwitPic

Social sharing services are great — until someone figures out a way to use them against you.

iToons: What Happens When Villains Embrace Social Media?

iToons: What Happens When Villains Embrace Social Media?

Superheroes of the world might be in trouble once the bad guys figure out Twitter. Then again, maybe not.

iToons: Do You Suffer From Twitter-Weiner Syndrome?

iToons: Do You Suffer From Twitter-Weiner Syndrome?

The Anthony Weiner saga has shown us all how Twitter should and shouldn’t be used. Or has it?

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Meet Megan Broussard, Lisa Weiss, and Ginger Lee — three members of Anthony Weiner’s dubious online harem.

iToons: Meet the Social Media Marriage Counselor

iToons: Meet the Social Media Marriage Counselor

From him staring at other women’s tweets to her “liking” other guys’ things, relationships in the social networking era can be tough to navigate.

iToons: The Last Will and Testament of the Social Media Expert

iToons: The Last Will and Testament of the Social Media Expert

Some people leave their loved ones property or family heirlooms. With “social media experts,” however, the last will tends to be a little less concrete.

iToons: You Know It’s Time to Quit Twitter When…

iToons: You Know It’s Time to Quit Twitter When…

There’s a point in every tweeter’s life when it’s simply time to move on.

iToons: How Twitter Has Changed Our Lives

iToons: How Twitter Has Changed Our Lives

It’s true: Twitter has revolutionized the world. But not necessarily in a good way.

Dinner With Obama: What Those Tech Execs Were Really Thinking

Dinner With Obama: What Those Tech Execs Were Really Thinking

Ever wonder what it’s like to eat dinner with the leader of the free world and a bunch of high-tech billionaires? Well wonder no more. We have the inside skinny. And believe us, it’s not pretty.

iToons: It’s Not the Size of Your Tweet That Counts

iToons: It’s Not the Size of Your Tweet That Counts

Listen, ladies — if we use the length well, even a short tweet can be very effective.

The 10 Dumbest Questions People Ask on Quora

The 10 Dumbest Questions People Ask on Quora

Of course, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. And many of them are on Quora, the newest social media darling. What the frak is Quora? Don’t ask us.

If a Booty Calls, Don’t Answer: 15 Stupid Tweets

If a Booty Calls, Don’t Answer: 15 Stupid Tweets

Today’s trending Twitter topic: The hashtag #bootycallrules. Yes, there are strict rules for this sort of thing — and you better memorize them if you ever want to hit that.

iToons: When Twitter Meets Travel

iToons: When Twitter Meets Travel

Think how much easier holiday travel would be if the airlines used Twitter’s API.

Today Is Yet Another Day…You’ll Never Forget

Today Is Yet Another Day…You’ll Never Forget

Prepare yourself: Once you’ve seen the future, you can never go back to the past. Unless you have a flux capacitor. But we’re assuming you don’t.

TechCruncher Accuses AOL of Assault, Trial by Satire Commences

TechCruncher Accuses AOL of Assault, Trial by Satire Commences

Why did TechCrunch pull a story about Googler being sexually harrassed? Because AOL’s Tim Armstrong made Michael Arrington do unspeakable things. An eSarcasm exclusive.

iToons: Get Ready For Twitter Therapy

iToons: Get Ready For Twitter Therapy

Is social media making you feel insecure? Inadequate? Incontinent? You aren’t alone — and help is available.