The SarcPad is Dead
Our Apple Tablet-killing device has passed on. It has joined the choir invisible; it has ceased to be; it is an ex-Tablet. In lieu of flowers, please send cash (small unmarked bills preferred).
Our Apple Tablet-killing device has passed on. It has joined the choir invisible; it has ceased to be; it is an ex-Tablet. In lieu of flowers, please send cash (small unmarked bills preferred).
TechCrunch impresario Michael Arrington buried his dream today. eSarcasm has the exclusive semi-live report from the memorial service for the dearly departed Web tablet.
Michael Arrington’s CrunchPad died this week. While mourners lay the tablet to rest, detectives are launching what could become a homicide investigation.
Gadgets that let you recognize faces or resolve disputes are so 2009. The real action is in gizmos that provide anal detection, flatulence redirection, and The Groper.
Think Michael Arrington’s new Google Phone rumor is hot stuff? Just wait till you see what we dug up about the device.
You think Apple’s and Microsoft’s Tablet PCs will be hot? Wait til you see the CrunchPad. eSarcasm provides an exclusive inside look at the device that will change life as we know it.
Would you buy a book about a guy who tries to show his wedding tackle to the world? Neither would we. But there are other more famous organs we’d exploit.
Screw Michael Arrington and his TechCrunch 50. The hottest tech startups shared their throbbing demo love at eSarc50. Meet the winners: HipHype, TwitWit, and the SuckMaster 5000.
TechCrunch editor to drag newspaper kicking and screaming into the morally flexible, douchebag-friendly world of Ethics 2.0
What’s making the World’s Most Wonderful Device go boom? Blame global warming, bizarro sexual practices, and Kim Il Jong.
The wrong tweets can land you up to your ass in attorneys. Our advice? Avoid Webcam girls, crystal meth, and Julia Allison.
DDOS attack? Angry Russians? As if. We have the real story behind Twitter’s epic fail. And it’s a whole lot more complicated than you might think.
China’s searching for “superhumans” in its next-generation of astronauts, and anything from bad breath to body odor will take you out of the running. Think you could pass the test?
The upcoming CrunchPad device will incorporate many features TechCrunch readers have come to expect, sources say, including easily generated rumors and egotistical rants.
Documents obtained illegally and leaked to eSarcasm reveal program will combine the best of The Apprentice and Flavor of Love.
Michael Arrington is getting reamed on Twitter following his decision to publish info stolen from the social network. Here are our awards for the most original jabs out there.
