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Just in Time for Christmas: The GrinchPad

Just in Time for Christmas: The GrinchPad

Yes, Virginia, there is a CrunchPad. Only it’s got a new poppa and a brand new name. An eSarcasm exclusive report.

The SarcPad is Dead

The SarcPad is Dead

Our Apple Tablet-killing device has passed on. It has joined the choir invisible; it has ceased to be; it is an ex-Tablet. In lieu of flowers, please send cash (small unmarked bills preferred).

Live – err, Dead Blogging the CrunchPad Funeral

Live – err, Dead Blogging the CrunchPad Funeral

TechCrunch impresario Michael Arrington buried his dream today. eSarcasm has the exclusive semi-live report from the memorial service for the dearly departed Web tablet.

In Loving Memory: The CrunchPad, 2008 – 2009

In Loving Memory: The CrunchPad, 2008 – 2009

Michael Arrington’s CrunchPad died this week. While mourners lay the tablet to rest, detectives are launching what could become a homicide investigation.

Six High Tech Inventions We’d Like to See

Six High Tech Inventions We’d Like to See

Gadgets that let you recognize faces or resolve disputes are so 2009. The real action is in gizmos that provide anal detection, flatulence redirection, and The Groper.

Source: Google Phone to Interact Directly With Your Brain

Source: Google Phone to Interact Directly With Your Brain

Think Michael Arrington’s new Google Phone rumor is hot stuff? Just wait till you see what we dug up about the device.

Secrets of the CrunchPad Revealed!

Secrets of the CrunchPad Revealed!

You think Apple’s and Microsoft’s Tablet PCs will be hot? Wait til you see the CrunchPad. eSarcasm provides an exclusive inside look at the device that will change life as we know it.

Showing Off Your Penis For Fun and Profit

Showing Off Your Penis For Fun and Profit

Would you buy a book about a guy who tries to show his wedding tackle to the world? Neither would we. But there are other more famous organs we’d exploit.

The Best & the Brightest: The eSarcasm 50

The Best & the Brightest: The eSarcasm 50

Screw Michael Arrington and his TechCrunch 50. The hottest tech startups shared their throbbing demo love at eSarc50. Meet the winners: HipHype, TwitWit, and the SuckMaster 5000.

The TechList: 08.Sept.09

The TechList: 08.Sept.09

Apple frenzy reaches new hypes, Arrington airs his ethics gripes?

New York Times Names Michael Arrington ‘Ethics Czar’

New York Times Names Michael Arrington ‘Ethics Czar’

TechCrunch editor to drag newspaper kicking and screaming into the morally flexible, douchebag-friendly world of Ethics 2.0

16 Reasons Why Those iPhones Are Exploding

16 Reasons Why Those iPhones Are Exploding

What’s making the World’s Most Wonderful Device go boom? Blame global warming, bizarro sexual practices, and Kim Il Jong.

Five More Ways to Avoid Getting Sued on Twitter

Five More Ways to Avoid Getting Sued on Twitter

The wrong tweets can land you up to your ass in attorneys. Our advice? Avoid Webcam girls, crystal meth, and Julia Allison.

22 Reasons Why Twitter Crashed

22 Reasons Why Twitter Crashed

DDOS attack? Angry Russians? As if. We have the real story behind Twitter’s epic fail. And it’s a whole lot more complicated than you might think.

7 Things That’ll Stop You From Becoming a Chinese Astronaut

7 Things That’ll Stop You From Becoming a Chinese Astronaut

China’s searching for “superhumans” in its next-generation of astronauts, and anything from bad breath to body odor will take you out of the running. Think you could pass the test?

The TechList: 31.July.09

The TechList: 31.July.09

Arrington gets tweaked over leaks; file swapper’s future looks bleak

CrunchPad to Include ‘AutoRumor’ and ‘AlwaysRight’ Technology

CrunchPad to Include ‘AutoRumor’ and ‘AlwaysRight’ Technology

The upcoming CrunchPad device will incorporate many features TechCrunch readers have come to expect, sources say, including easily generated rumors and egotistical rants.

New ‘Unreality TV’ Show Based on TechCrunch in the Works

New ‘Unreality TV’ Show Based on TechCrunch in the Works

Documents obtained illegally and leaked to eSarcasm reveal program will combine the best of The Apprentice and Flavor of Love.