Yes, We Were Totally Owned by TechCrunch
We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.
We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.
After suing HTC over allegedly swiping bits of the iPhone’s gesture interface, Apple is taking aim at the cream of the technology crop – including Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google.
Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).
Some couples are meant to last forever. Not this crew. Whether you’re Tiger & Elin, Brad & Angelina, or Tom & Katie, the best time for breaking up is right now — before Valentines hits.
Barriers in the form of Robert Scoble have begun spontaneously appearing on city streets, halting traffic and frightening small children. eSarcasm investigates.
Michael Arrington’s revelation that one of his teen bloggers accepted bribes was the tip of a much larger story. We reveal who’s really writing all those TechCrunch posts.
Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.
A new service lets you schedule e-mails to be sent after your death. eSarcasm hacked into the company’s servers and uncovered prewritten farewells from some pretty familiar names.
The highly anticipated new Arrington release will include a spit shield, a customizable gender selection tool, and other groundbreaking innovations.
Who are the sexiest geeks? Here’s your chance to decide. eSarcasm serves up seven of the hottest nerds on Earth. Vote early and often for your faves.
What a year for technology — and what better way to sum it up than with the ancient art of haiku.
What do Ashton Kutcher, Carrie Prejean, Perez Hilton, Tiger Woods, and Kanye West have in common? They’re winners of our awards for the douchiest behavior of the year.
An upcoming film will tell the tale of the Web’s evolution, with some familiar faces taking on the roles of tech’s biggest players. Only eSarcasm has obtained the complete cast listing.
Playgirl claims to have pix of Tiger’s bone, Arrington’s still hot for that Google phone
eSarcasm LLC would like to formally announce lawsuits against Michael Arrington, Apple, AT&T, and a bunch of other places that are really starting to piss us off.
eSarcasm LLC files suit against former business partner Julio Ramirez, alleging theft of intellectual property and violations of the Mann Act. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Yes, Virginia, there is a CrunchPad. Only it’s got a new poppa and a brand new name. An eSarcasm exclusive report.
