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EXCLUSIVE: Michael Arrington to Join TMZ

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Arrington to Join TMZ

TechCrunch founder to join paparazzi site after groundbreaking MySpace interview hits the Web. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Yes, We Were Totally Owned by TechCrunch

Yes, We Were Totally Owned by TechCrunch

We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.

BREAKING: More Apple Patent Suits on the Way

BREAKING: More Apple Patent Suits on the Way

After suing HTC over allegedly swiping bits of the iPhone’s gesture interface, Apple is taking aim at the cream of the technology crop – including Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google.

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).

Valentines Day Massacres: 10 Couples Who Should Call it Quits

Valentines Day Massacres: 10 Couples Who Should Call it Quits

Some couples are meant to last forever. Not this crew. Whether you’re Tiger & Elin, Brad & Angelina, or Tom & Katie, the best time for breaking up is right now — before Valentines hits.

Mysterious Barriers Halt Traffic in San Francisco

Mysterious Barriers Halt Traffic in San Francisco

Barriers in the form of Robert Scoble have begun spontaneously appearing on city streets, halting traffic and frightening small children. eSarcasm investigates.

Inside the TechCrunch Child Labor Scandal

Inside the TechCrunch Child Labor Scandal

Michael Arrington’s revelation that one of his teen bloggers accepted bribes was the tip of a much larger story. We reveal who’s really writing all those TechCrunch posts.

The TechList: 06.Feb.2010

The TechList: 06.Feb.2010

Girl Scouts to sell sweets with tweets, Android apps feel Apple’s heat

When Famous People Tweet in Haiku

When Famous People Tweet in Haiku

Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.

Messages From the Dead, via E-Mail

Messages From the Dead, via E-Mail

A new service lets you schedule e-mails to be sent after your death. eSarcasm hacked into the company’s servers and uncovered prewritten farewells from some pretty familiar names.

EXCLUSIVE: New ‘Arrington 2.0′ to Debut at CES

EXCLUSIVE: New ‘Arrington 2.0′ to Debut at CES

The highly anticipated new Arrington release will include a spit shield, a customizable gender selection tool, and other groundbreaking innovations.

The Hottest Geeks on the Planet

The Hottest Geeks on the Planet

Who are the sexiest geeks? Here’s your chance to decide. eSarcasm serves up seven of the hottest nerds on Earth. Vote early and often for your faves.

2009: The Year In Tech, In Haiku

2009: The Year In Tech, In Haiku

What a year for technology — and what better way to sum it up than with the ancient art of haiku.

Biggest Douchebags of 2009

Biggest Douchebags of 2009

What do Ashton Kutcher, Carrie Prejean, Perez Hilton, Tiger Woods, and Kanye West have in common? They’re winners of our awards for the douchiest behavior of the year.

Cast List Revealed For Upcoming ‘Web 2.0′ Movie

Cast List Revealed For Upcoming ‘Web 2.0′ Movie

An upcoming film will tell the tale of the Web’s evolution, with some familiar faces taking on the roles of tech’s biggest players. Only eSarcasm has obtained the complete cast listing.

The TechList: 12.Dec.2009

The TechList: 12.Dec.2009

Playgirl claims to have pix of Tiger’s bone, Arrington’s still hot for that Google phone

We’re Suing Apple, Michael Arrington, and 8 Others

We’re Suing Apple, Michael Arrington, and 8 Others

eSarcasm LLC would like to formally announce lawsuits against Michael Arrington, Apple, AT&T, and a bunch of other places that are really starting to piss us off.

eSarcasm Sues SarcPad Thief in Federal Court

eSarcasm Sues SarcPad Thief in Federal Court

eSarcasm LLC files suit against former business partner Julio Ramirez, alleging theft of intellectual property and violations of the Mann Act. An eSarcasm exclusive.