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		<title>Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.]]></description>
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		<title>Dan, I Accept Your Resignation</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...and either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Leaving eSarcasm. Here&#8217;s Why.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 14:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ask ev'ry person if he's heard the story, and tell it strong and clear if he has not. That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory called Camelot.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Crunch This: 14 Things We&#8217;ll Miss About Michael Arrington</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?]]></description>
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		<title>eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 14:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's pretty simple, really. Want us to write about you? It's going to cost you. Want us to please <em>not</em> write about you? It'll cost you more. Welcome to eThics 2.0. ]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING: eSarcasm Site Hacked by Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<title>TechCruncher Accuses AOL of Assault, Trial by Satire Commences</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did TechCrunch pull a story about Googler being sexually harrassed? Because AOL's Tim Armstrong made Michael Arrington do unspeakable things. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Six Truly Terrifying Geek Halloween Costumes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stuck for a Halloween costume? There’s still time to go as one of these scary geeks. Just don’t blame us if instead of giving you candy they sic the dogs on you.]]></description>
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		<title>eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Snatch TechCrunch Away From Aol!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<title>Exclusive: The 25 Worst Geek Pickup Lines of All Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 15:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that we would ever try using one one of these. But in case you're ever tempted, remember: Nobody ever got laid after saying any of these things. Trust us.]]></description>
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