eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch
Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.
Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.
Google gave users the chance to add backgrounds to its classic stark search page. Meet Google as brought to you by Ballmer, Jobs, & some smokin’ hot Swedish twins.
Before long we’ll be up to our armpits in Web tablets. How will anyone be able to tell them apart? Easy. Start by filling out this simple questionnaire.
Thousands of protesters filled downtown Seattle today in an attempt to keep the bad boy of TechCrunch from moving to their rainy, highly caffienated city.
TechCrunch founder to join paparazzi site after groundbreaking MySpace interview hits the Web. An eSarcasm exclusive.
We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.
After suing HTC over allegedly swiping bits of the iPhone’s gesture interface, Apple is taking aim at the cream of the technology crop – including Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google.
Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).
Some couples are meant to last forever. Not this crew. Whether you’re Tiger & Elin, Brad & Angelina, or Tom & Katie, the best time for breaking up is right now — before Valentines hits.
Barriers in the form of Robert Scoble have begun spontaneously appearing on city streets, halting traffic and frightening small children. eSarcasm investigates.
Michael Arrington’s revelation that one of his teen bloggers accepted bribes was the tip of a much larger story. We reveal who’s really writing all those TechCrunch posts.
Now that Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has resigned via Twitter Haiku, we expect Tiger Woods, Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin, and Kanye West to start Haikuing too. Here’s what it might look like.
A new service lets you schedule e-mails to be sent after your death. eSarcasm hacked into the company’s servers and uncovered prewritten farewells from some pretty familiar names.
The highly anticipated new Arrington release will include a spit shield, a customizable gender selection tool, and other groundbreaking innovations.
Who are the sexiest geeks? Here’s your chance to decide. eSarcasm serves up seven of the hottest nerds on Earth. Vote early and often for your faves.
What a year for technology — and what better way to sum it up than with the ancient art of haiku.
