BREAKING: Dr. Stanley Dorkus to Join Venture Capital Firm
Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Latest release of miraculous life-changing device will be available in one- and two-leg versions. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…and either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.
Ask ev’ry person if he’s heard the story, and tell it strong and clear if he has not. That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory called Camelot….
The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?
It’s pretty simple, really. Want us to write about you? It’s going to cost you. Want us to please not write about you? It’ll cost you more. Welcome to eThics 2.0.
On Thursday night eSarcasm’s servers were attacked and compromised by the infamous Internet vigilantes, but we lived to snark on. An exclusive report.
Why did TechCrunch pull a story about Googler being sexually harrassed? Because AOL’s Tim Armstrong made Michael Arrington do unspeakable things. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Stuck for a Halloween costume? There’s still time to go as one of these scary geeks. Just don’t blame us if instead of giving you candy they sic the dogs on you.
As Aol! edges closer to acquiring the Web’s #1 site for unsubstantiated rumors, a white knight has emerged. Yes, that would be us. Who did you expect, T. Boone Pickens?
Not that we would ever try using one one of these. But in case you’re ever tempted, remember: Nobody ever got laid after saying any of these things. Trust us.
Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.
Google gave users the chance to add backgrounds to its classic stark search page. Meet Google as brought to you by Ballmer, Jobs, & some smokin’ hot Swedish twins.
Before long we’ll be up to our armpits in Web tablets. How will anyone be able to tell them apart? Easy. Start by filling out this simple questionnaire.
Thousands of protesters filled downtown Seattle today in an attempt to keep the bad boy of TechCrunch from moving to their rainy, highly caffienated city.
TechCrunch founder to join paparazzi site after groundbreaking MySpace interview hits the Web. An eSarcasm exclusive.
