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eSarcasm StoreShow your love for eSarcasm with our official GEEK HUMOR GONE WILD merchandise, now available via CafePress.

Click on any item to learn more and make a purchase. You’ll be able to select your color and size (if applicable) after making your selection. You’ll also be able to add additional items at that point, should you be so inspired.

All transactions are secure. Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, and PayPal accepted.

 

[Shirts]            [Magnets & Stickers]            [Mugs]           [Underwear]

Official eSarcasm T-Shirt (Design A)

eSarcasm Official T-Shirt

Buy It Now • Two-sided, featuring the slogan “This side of shirt intentionally left blank” on back
 • 100% cotton
 • Available in natural (pictured) or ash grey
 • 19.99
 
 

Official eSarcasm T-Shirt (Design B)

eSarcasm Official T-Shirt

Buy It Now • Two-sided, featuring the slogan “Because you can’t surf porn 24/7″ on back
 • 100% cotton with double-needle hemmed trim
 • Ringer neck and sleeves available in navy blue (pictured) or black
 • $19.99
 
 

eSarcasm Women’s T-Shirt

eSarcasm Women's T-Shirt

Buy It Now • Two-sided, featuring the slogan “This side of shirt intentionally left blank” on back
 • 100% combed ring-spun cotton with shaped fit and seamed side
 • Ringer neck and sleeves available in navy blue (pictured) or brown
 • $19.99
 
 

eSarcasm Women’s Tanktop

eSarcasm Women's Tanktop

Buy It Now • Featuring the official eSarcasm logo front and center
 • 100% combed ring-spun cotton, cut for a close, fashionable fit
 • $19.99
 
 

Yes, Steve… I Want Porn T-Shirt

Yes, Steve... I Want Porn T-Shirt

Buy It Now • eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
 • Two-sided, featuring official eSarcasm logo/mascot on back
 • 100% cotton, tagless tee
 • $19.99

Large eSarcasm Magnet

Large eSarcasm Magnet

Buy It Now • Featuring the eSarcasm logo and mascot, along with the slogan “Beware of snark attacks”
 • 2.125″ x 3.125″
 • Metal shell with mylar/UV-protecting cover
 • $3.99
 
 

Yes, Steve… I Want Porn Magnet

Yes, Steve... I Want Porn Magnet

Buy It Now • eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
 • 2.25″ diameter
 • Metal shell with mylar/UV-protecting cover
 • $2.99
 
 

Yes, Steve… I Want Porn Sticker

Yes, Steve... I Want Porn Sticker

Buy It Now • eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
 • 3″ x 5″
 • Printed on vinyl with water- and sun-resistant inks
 • $2.99

Official eSarcasm Mug

Official eSarcasm Mug

Buy It Now • Featuring the eSarcasm logo and mascot, along with the slogan “Beware of snark attacks”
 • 3.75″ tall, 3″ diameter
 • Dishwasher- and microwave-safe
 • $14.99

eSarcasm “I’m With Stupid” Boxers

eSarcasm I'm With Stupid Boxers

Buy It Now • For the gentleman who isn’t afraid to be fully honest
 • 100% cotton
 • $14.99
 
 

eSarcasm “Funny Bone” Thong

eSarcasm Funny Bone Thong

Buy It Now • For the lady who knows what she wants
 • 100% ultra-fine ring-spun cotton
 • Soft high-end woven elastic trim
 • $14.99

 

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