Show your love for eSarcasm with our official GEEK HUMOR GONE WILD merchandise, now available via CafePress.
Click on any item to learn more and make a purchase. You’ll be able to select your color and size (if applicable) after making your selection. You’ll also be able to add additional items at that point, should you be so inspired.
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Official eSarcasm T-Shirt (Design A)
• Two-sided, featuring the slogan “This side of shirt intentionally left blank” on back
• 100% cotton
• Available in natural (pictured) or ash grey
• 19.99
Official eSarcasm T-Shirt (Design B)
• Two-sided, featuring the slogan “Because you can’t surf porn 24/7″ on back
• 100% cotton with double-needle hemmed trim
• Ringer neck and sleeves available in navy blue (pictured) or black
• $19.99
eSarcasm Women’s T-Shirt
• Two-sided, featuring the slogan “This side of shirt intentionally left blank” on back
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton with shaped fit and seamed side
• Ringer neck and sleeves available in navy blue (pictured) or brown
• $19.99
eSarcasm Women’s Tanktop
• Featuring the official eSarcasm logo front and center
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton, cut for a close, fashionable fit
• $19.99
Yes, Steve… I Want Porn T-Shirt
• eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
• Two-sided, featuring official eSarcasm logo/mascot on back
• 100% cotton, tagless tee
• $19.99
Large eSarcasm Magnet
• Featuring the eSarcasm logo and mascot, along with the slogan “Beware of snark attacks”
• 2.125″ x 3.125″
• Metal shell with mylar/UV-protecting cover
• $3.99
Yes, Steve… I Want Porn Magnet
• eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
• 2.25″ diameter
• Metal shell with mylar/UV-protecting cover
• $2.99
Yes, Steve… I Want Porn Sticker
• eSarcasm’s popular response to Steve Jobs’ statement that Android phones are for porn
• 3″ x 5″
• Printed on vinyl with water- and sun-resistant inks
• $2.99
Official eSarcasm Mug
• Featuring the eSarcasm logo and mascot, along with the slogan “Beware of snark attacks”
• 3.75″ tall, 3″ diameter
• Dishwasher- and microwave-safe
• $14.99
eSarcasm “I’m With Stupid” Boxers
• For the gentleman who isn’t afraid to be fully honest
• 100% cotton
• $14.99
eSarcasm “Funny Bone” Thong
• For the lady who knows what she wants
• 100% ultra-fine ring-spun cotton
• Soft high-end woven elastic trim
• $14.99
