Maker of miraculous, life-changing devices to release only two iPhones in September, marking a dramatic decrease in shipping volume. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Would you dump this woman? (As if.) But then, you’re no George Clooney.

eSarcasm has uncovered a series of Sarah Palin emails detailing how Senator John McCain chose her as his running mate. What we found there chilled us to the bone. Prepare yourselves for a shock.

The Anthony Weiner saga has shown us all how Twitter should and shouldn’t be used. Or has it?

The Anthony Weiner scandal is making news funnier than ever. Here are 34 double entendre-filled headlines that definitely measure up.

You know that massive new headquarters Apple wants to build that looks just like a spaceship? It really is a spaceship. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Meet Megan Broussard, Lisa Weiss, and Ginger Lee — three members of Anthony Weiner’s dubious online harem.

Rep. Anthony Weiner is not the first famous figure to expose the angle of his dangle. Notables from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln were known to flaunt their privates in public. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Think you’ve seen Windows 8? Think again. Only eSarcasm has the inside scoop on the most exciting new features in Microsoft’s latest platform.

The pork trade council is suing Angry Birds maker Rovio for encouraging anti-porcine violence; it seeks monetary damages and anger management classes. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Yes, our friends at Fox News have their own iPad app. And what a mighty beacon of Truth, Justice, and Wingnuttiness it is. Here are 10 features Rupert Murdoch won’t tell you about.