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Um, About Those Slutty Photos You Uploaded…

Um, About Those Slutty Photos You Uploaded…

A new study is providing scientific perspective into the effects of uploading slutty photos on the Web. God, we wish we were on that research team.

Analysis: The iPhone Has Puberty Prejudice

Analysis: The iPhone Has Puberty Prejudice

Apple’s iPhone may not be as “equal opportunity” as it appears. Our exclusive investigation reveals a disturbing and rarely seen side of the device.

Hump Day Hottie: Rachel Taylor

Hump Day Hottie: Rachel Taylor

The best thing to come out of Australia since kangaroos

Steve Jobs Returns to Apple, Unveils New Bodily Organ

Steve Jobs Returns to Apple, Unveils New Bodily Organ

The iLiver is the first in a new line of digital devices designed to replace human tissue, ensure immortal revenue stream.

I Challenged ChaCha (and ChaCha Won)

I Challenged ChaCha (and ChaCha Won)

ChaCha promises human-powered answers to any question you text in to its service. We decided to give it a friendly little test.

The TechList: 23.06.09

The TechList: 23.06.09

Chinese censors back down not one sliver, iPhone’s daddy enjoys his new liver

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: The Twitter Edition

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: The Twitter Edition

Want to give people good reason to ignore you on Twitter? Look no further: We’ve found the perfect lesson.

Yo, Who You Lookin’ at? You Lookin’ at Me?

Yo, Who You Lookin’ at? You Lookin’ at Me?

Botox? Cheek implants? Goat urine injections? That’s so Nicole-Kidman-five minutes-ago. For the latest in facial augmentation, you gotta go 3D.

Sponsored Blog: FTC Guidelines for Sponsored Blogs a Great Idea

Sponsored Blog: FTC Guidelines for Sponsored Blogs a Great Idea

The Federal Trade Commission is cracking down on bloggers who are paid to write favorable reviews. In a blog sponsored by the FTC, we explain why this is a fantastic idea.

Too Little Too Latex: Government Probes Condom-Free Desires

Too Little Too Latex: Government Probes Condom-Free Desires

Try this one on for size: The government is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to research why men don’t like wearing condoms. Yes, really.

The TechList: 19.06.09

The TechList: 19.06.09

Swedish pirates go “Persian Bay,” file swapping does not pay