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eSarcasm Founders Admit ‘It Was All a Hoax’

eSarcasm Founders Admit ‘It Was All a Hoax’

eSarcasm co-founder Dan Tynan did not actually resign. It was all an evil plot to get people to attend our annual conference — and it worked.

Desperate, Former Blogger Turns to Craigslist

Desperate, Former Blogger Turns to Craigslist

Former eSarcasm co-founder Dan Tynan is now advertising his services on Craigslist. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Kutcher to replace founding site member following public meltdown; business to “resume as usual” as soon as possible.

What Needs To Be Said

What Needs To Be Said

Which would you rather have — a Paris lemon or a Madrid grapefruit? The eSarcasm staffing controversy continues.

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…and either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

Ask ev’ry person if he’s heard the story, and tell it strong and clear if he has not. That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory called Camelot….

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Frankly Scarlett, we do give a damn. Oh, how we give a damn.

Windows 8 Revealed: 10 Amazing New Features

Windows 8 Revealed: 10 Amazing New Features

Windows 8 is here. Well, it was here for a while, then it left. But it promised to come right back in a year or so. Meanwhile, here are 10 amazingly splendiferous new features to look forward to.

Dear Aol: Hire Us to Run TechCrunch

Dear Aol: Hire Us to Run TechCrunch

Now that TechCrunch is short one editor in chief, we have the perfect candidates for the job: Us. Please consider this list of our qualifications.

EXCLUSIVE: Yahoo Considering WALL-E for CEO Position

EXCLUSIVE: Yahoo Considering WALL-E for CEO Position

Trash-compacting robot in “final stages” of interview process, sources say; could be named chief executive within days.

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Call off your henchmen, Apple: Your lost iPhone 5 prototype is in safe hands. Also, if you could confirm this story, it’d really help me out of a bind.