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Internet Blackout Causes Widespread Panic, Looting, Porn Withdrawals

Internet Blackout Causes Widespread Panic, Looting, Porn Withdrawals

Large parts of the InterWebs went dark yesterday, leading to a complete (if temporary) breakdown of Western Civilization. An eSarcasm exclusive report.

eSarcasm to Join Anti-SOPA Blackout

eSarcasm to Join Anti-SOPA Blackout

On January 18, eSarcasm will go dark for 12 hours to protest SOPA and PIPA, two anti-piracy laws we don’t fully understand but know are really bad. Are we cool, or what?

What Will Apple Reveal at Its Next Special Event?

What Will Apple Reveal at Its Next Special Event?

Yes, we know — you’re all dying to find out what Apple will unveil at its special “education” event next week. We have a few well-educated guesses. Think iChalk, re-education camps, and naughty schoolgirls.

EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

The following predictions are absolutely positively guaranteed to come true in 2012 or we’ll return your money for a full refund. Would we lie to you?

Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?

Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?

Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.

EXCLUSIVE: The Best New Words of 2011

EXCLUSIVE: The Best New Words of 2011

Ever heard of Girthquake, Facebork, or Blowjobbulation? You will soon. Here are two dozen of the most notable words introduced this year.

Geico Gecko Throws His Tail Into the GOP Race

Geico Gecko Throws His Tail Into the GOP Race

Popular auto insurance pitch-lizard believes if people will vote for a Newt, surely they will vote for a Gecko. Yet another eSarcasm exclusive.

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Turns out the daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky has a few nifty moves of her own. She shoots, she scores!

Herman Cain’s Top 10 Pickup Lines

Herman Cain’s Top 10 Pickup Lines

It turns out the Godfather of GOP hopefuls makes Bill Clinton look like the 40-year-old virgin. Here are his most effective seduction secrets. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Fence Post Re-Emerges as GOP Frontrunner

Fence Post Re-Emerges as GOP Frontrunner

Iowa land barrier I. M. Post is now neck and neck with Mitt, Newt, and the Gecko in race for GOP crown. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Adobe Flash Funeral Marred by Apple Protestors

Adobe Flash Funeral Marred by Apple Protestors

Carrying signs and hurling insults, members of the West Cupertino Applest Church protested at a ceremony honoring the memory of Adobe Flash. An eSarcasm exclusive.