An aging Internet giant has swallowed the Web’s leading source of tech news, rumors and innuendo. What will the newly merged company look like? eSarcasm has the inside scoop.

As Aol! edges closer to acquiring the Web’s #1 site for unsubstantiated rumors, a white knight has emerged. Yes, that would be us. Who did you expect, T. Boone Pickens?

We got our hands on an early prototype of Facebook’s upcoming 4G phone — and it will blow Apple’s iPhone and Android handsets away. Meet the new ‘face-fone.’

TechCrunch is reporting Facebook is working on its own phone. We have been able to independently confirm this report. It’s like totally true. Really. Would we lie to you?

Apple has asked a court to stop 22-year-old journalism student and former hand model Chelsea Kate Isaacs from harassing its CEO via email. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Facebook is suing everyone in sight, it seems — and you might be next. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.

This week in tech: Cameron Diaz may kill your PC, Facebook says your Places or mine, Google’s hitting the silver screen, and watch out for creepy Uncle Eric.

Apple has filed a patent for the act of filing patents, documents released by the United States Patent and Trademark Office reveal.

In a bizarre incident, an enormous red arrow appears to have attacked Apple’s CEO in broad daylight outside a San Francisco eatery. eSarcasm investigates.

Surveys show that people spend 23 percent of their time on social networks like Facebook and Twitter. How do they spend the rest of their time? You’d be surprised.