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The Biggest Douchebags of 2010

The Biggest Douchebags of 2010

What do Julian Assange, Steve Jobs, Mel Gibson, Kim Jong Il, and the Tea Party have in common? They’ve won our nod for the douchiest, baggiest behavior of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Yahoo to Discontinue Jerry Yang As Part of Cost-Saving Measures

Yahoo to Discontinue Jerry Yang As Part of Cost-Saving Measures

Former CEO will be shut down in phases, leaked documents indicate, and replaced with some sort of kitchen appliance.

Exclusive: Facebook to Take Over United States Postal Service

Exclusive: Facebook to Take Over United States Postal Service

What happens when Facebook runs the post office? We’re about to find out. An eSarcasm exclusive.

22 Things We Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass About

22 Things We Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass About

We tried, honest we did. But we just don’t give a damn about white iPhones, 4G networks, Windows Phone 7, or how much hair Christine O’Donnell has on her nether bits. Sorry.

5 Reasons Why We Hate ’5 Reasons Why’ Stories

5 Reasons Why We Hate ’5 Reasons Why’ Stories

Why must so many blog posts revolve around “5 reasons”-this or “5 reasons”-that? How about some originality, people?

Six Geeky Products You Won’t Want to Miss

Six Geeky Products You Won’t Want to Miss

Seems like every tech company is coming out with non-tech products. From Facebook-inspired body spray to Apple’s magical iGlove, here are six hot products you’ll soon be seeing.

Sexting & Censorship: 25 Things Apple’s iPhone Won’t Let You Say

Sexting & Censorship: 25 Things Apple’s iPhone Won’t Let You Say

Looking to send naughty texts to your peeps? Don’t try doing it on an iPhone — Big Brother Jobs is watching. Here’s how Apple’s anti-sexting technology will work.

Logo-a-Gogo: 10 New Tech Company Logos Revealed

Logo-a-Gogo: 10 New Tech Company Logos Revealed

MySpace isn’t the only big site with a new logo. AOL, Microsoft, Google, and Apple are all furiously rebranding themselves for a new and largely blank generation. An eSarcasm exclusive.

CONFIRMED: Verizon iPhone Is Absolutely, Definitely Real, Damn It

CONFIRMED: Verizon iPhone Is Absolutely, Definitely Real, Damn It

The iPhone is coming to Verizon, like, any second now. The evidence is indisputable. Why can’t you people see that?

The Facebook Phone Is Real — And We Have One!

The Facebook Phone Is Real — And We Have One!

We got our hands on an early prototype of Facebook’s upcoming 4G phone — and it will blow Apple’s iPhone and Android handsets away. Meet the new ‘face-fone.’

eSarcasm Confirms Existence of Facebook Phone

eSarcasm Confirms Existence of Facebook Phone

TechCrunch is reporting Facebook is working on its own phone. We have been able to independently confirm this report. It’s like totally true. Really. Would we lie to you?