Using genetic engineering, the GOP plans to combine the best features of its presidential candidates to defeat Obama in November. Meet the next president of these United States, McNewt Romtorich.

The popular talk radio host suffered a close call with a near-apology experience yesterday, but escaped unscathed. An eSarcasm exclusive.

We have ticked off the Adsense censors yet again with our potty mouths and naughty pix fixations. We are soooooooo sorry.

Think you know what Apple has in store for its upcoming iPad event? Think again. eSarcasm has uncovered 10 magical secrets about the super-special day, and you definitely haven’t heard these before.

Latest release of miraculous life-changing device will be available in one- and two-leg versions. An eSarcasm exclusive.

If you’re using Facebook, it’s surely violated your privacy. Don’t be shy; go ahead and sue their asses. You may have already won! (Newly redacted for your reading pleasure.)

Protesters gathered outside Apple’s flagship retail outlet in New York City to challenge the company’s treatment of its Chinese workforce. eSarcasm finds out what they’re really mad about.

Google’s Search Plus Your World reveals a lot about those crack-smoking, STD-riddled whoremongers otherwise known as your Google+ buddies. An eSarcasm exclusive report.

Think iPads and iPhones are built by an army of virtual slaves? Think again. Apple’s FoxConn facility is a veritable worker’s paradise. An exclusive eSarcasm investigative report.

GOP presidential hopeful denies charges he requested an open marriage arrangement with a former spouse, accuses media of being anti-reptile.

Large parts of the InterWebs went dark yesterday, leading to a complete (if temporary) breakdown of Western Civilization. An eSarcasm exclusive report.