Strangely, some people don’t believe Megan Fox is the hottest woman on earth. Some people are out of their fucking minds.

Here’s what the world truly needs: An iPhone app that lets you measure the volume and musicality of your farts and email them to others. Yes, seriously.

Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of ridicule recognition. This year’s winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.

If there’s one title worth listing on your resumé, “sexsomniac” might be it. Dr. Smartass looks into what’s arguably the oddest (and most unintentionally slutty) medical condition known to man.

BP oil spill, prepare to meet thy match! Social media is changing the world, and you’re about to feel what the power of Twitter can accomplish.

Google goes straight for the art, Apple iPhone 4 off to a rocky start

Stop the presses: TechCrunch says some guy claimed to delete his Facebook account, but really didn’t. And then he lied about it. OMG. What could possibly happen next?

Google gave users the chance to add backgrounds to its classic stark search page. Meet Google as brought to you by Ballmer, Jobs, & some smokin’ hot Swedish twins.

Holy Hotmail, people are saying some funny stuff about Google’s short-lived background image experiment. Here are 11 tweets that made us titter.

The email addresses for more than 100,000 Apple iPad owners were exposed this week. But this is no bug — it’s a magical, revolutionary feature. An eSarcasm exclusive.

This stunning mocha beauty is Chris Brown’s new girlfriend. Some guys have all the luck.