On May 21, aka Judgment Day, the world will be over. So we’re making a bucket list and checking it twice. Here’s what we hope to accomplish before we are damned for all eternity.

Microsoft just bought Skype for a cool $8.5 billion. What would Redmond want with eBay’s neglected video/chat stepchild? We have a few ideas.

Yes, Google’s got a new el jefe. Eric Schmidt has just handed the keys to the chief executive limo to Larry Page. Here’s what Larry’s first day was like. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Warner Bros has fired Charlie Sheen from “Two and a Half Men.” We’d love it if you worked for us, Chuck. Here are 13 excellent reasons why you should consider our offer.

No, it’s really true. Aol. just bought the world’s leading site for online news run by an autocratic tyrant with a funny accent. Here’s why. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Of course, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. And many of them are on Quora, the newest social media darling. What the frak is Quora? Don’t ask us.

What will happen next year? We’ve got the inside skinny. Look for big things from Apple, Julian Assange, Verizon, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, and the TSA.

What a year for tech — and what better way to sum it up than with the ancient art of haiku. Join us on a snarkily poetic journey through 2010.

What do Julian Assange, Steve Jobs, Mel Gibson, Kim Jong Il, and the Tea Party have in common? They’ve won our nod for the douchiest, baggiest behavior of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Former CEO will be shut down in phases, leaked documents indicate, and replaced with some sort of kitchen appliance.

What happens when Facebook runs the post office? We’re about to find out. An eSarcasm exclusive.