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EXCLUSIVE: The Best New Words of 2011

EXCLUSIVE: The Best New Words of 2011

Ever heard of Girthquake, Facebork, or Blowjobbulation? You will soon. Here are two dozen of the most notable words introduced this year.

eSarcasm Launches Venture Fund, Appoints Dr. Smartass to Run It

eSarcasm Launches Venture Fund, Appoints Dr. Smartass to Run It

Introducing the SarcFund, an investment fund for morally dubious startups, headed by our own Stanley Dorkus. Not to worry, though: Our motives are entirely transparent.

Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Kutcher to replace founding site member following public meltdown; business to “resume as usual” as soon as possible.

What Needs To Be Said

What Needs To Be Said

Which would you rather have — a Paris lemon or a Madrid grapefruit? The eSarcasm staffing controversy continues.

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…and either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

Ask ev’ry person if he’s heard the story, and tell it strong and clear if he has not. That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory called Camelot….

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?

EXCLUSIVE: 10 Things We Will Miss About Steve Jobs

EXCLUSIVE: 10 Things We Will Miss About Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is handing over the reigns at Apple — probably for the last time. Our lives are now just a hollow shell. Here are 10 ways we’re going to miss him.

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Now that Ashton Kutcher has his own Twitter client, you know everyone else is going to want one too. Brace yourself for celebrity Twitter apps from Arnold Schwarzenner, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, and more.

eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy

eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy

It’s pretty simple, really. Want us to write about you? It’s going to cost you. Want us to please not write about you? It’ll cost you more. Welcome to eThics 2.0.

Our Bucket List: 28 Things We Plan to Do Before the World Ends

Our Bucket List: 28 Things We Plan to Do Before the World Ends

On May 21, aka Judgment Day, the world will be over. So we’re making a bucket list and checking it twice. Here’s what we hope to accomplish before we are damned for all eternity.