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EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012

The following predictions are absolutely positively guaranteed to come true in 2012 or we’ll return your money for a full refund. Would we lie to you?

Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?

Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?

Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Now that Ashton Kutcher has his own Twitter client, you know everyone else is going to want one too. Brace yourself for celebrity Twitter apps from Arnold Schwarzenner, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, and more.

eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy

eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy

It’s pretty simple, really. Want us to write about you? It’s going to cost you. Want us to please not write about you? It’ll cost you more. Welcome to eThics 2.0.

Top 12 Reasons Why Aol. Bought The Huffington Post

Top 12 Reasons Why Aol. Bought The Huffington Post

No, it’s really true. Aol. just bought the world’s leading site for online news run by an autocratic tyrant with a funny accent. Here’s why. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The Biggest Douchebags of 2010

The Biggest Douchebags of 2010

What do Julian Assange, Steve Jobs, Mel Gibson, Kim Jong Il, and the Tea Party have in common? They’ve won our nod for the douchiest, baggiest behavior of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Exclusive: Secrets From the Gawker Media Hack

Exclusive: Secrets From the Gawker Media Hack

Gawker Media was hacked last week, exposing the passwords of millions of readers, as well as other company asshats — err, assets. Here are some Gawker revelations you may have missed.

How to Use ‘Tweet’ and Other Dumb Internet Rules

How to Use ‘Tweet’ and Other Dumb Internet Rules

Do you know the right way to use the word “tweet”? How about “like,” “LOL,” or “cybersex”? There are rules for these things, you know. Read up and learn.

How the AOL-TechCrunch Merger Will Change Life As We Know It

How the AOL-TechCrunch Merger Will Change Life As We Know It

An aging Internet giant has swallowed the Web’s leading source of tech news, rumors and innuendo. What will the newly merged company look like? eSarcasm has the inside scoop.

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Snatch TechCrunch Away From Aol!

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Snatch TechCrunch Away From Aol!

As Aol! edges closer to acquiring the Web’s #1 site for unsubstantiated rumors, a white knight has emerged. Yes, that would be us. Who did you expect, T. Boone Pickens?

eSarcasm Confirms Existence of Facebook Phone

eSarcasm Confirms Existence of Facebook Phone

TechCrunch is reporting Facebook is working on its own phone. We have been able to independently confirm this report. It’s like totally true. Really. Would we lie to you?