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		<title>This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you think the geotracking technology of today is invasive, wait till you see the movement-tracking technology of tomorrow.]]></description>
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		<title>Really Stupid Things People Say After Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At IJustMadeLove.com you can brag to the world exactly how, where, and with whom you did the nasty. But maybe you shouldn't.]]></description>
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		<title>Hump Day Hottie: Casey Labow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When this Casey's up at bat, striking out is simply not possible. ]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Puppet Steve Jobs Explains the iPad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants In Our Pants]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Puppet Steve Jobs sits down with Puppet Walt Mossberg to reveal the truth about the iPad, Apple's design process, and his feelings on tech journalism.]]></description>
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		<title>15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12469/stupid-tweets-modernproverbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quickies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Say What?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter's taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we've seen in today's trending topic of #ModernProverbs.]]></description>
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		<title>Exclusive: Inside HP&#8217;s &#8216;iPad Killer&#8217; Slate PC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alternate Reality]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An exclusive hands-on look at HP's upcoming Windows tablet PC, which promises to suck slightly less than every other Windows tablet PC ever made. (We did say 'slightly.')]]></description>
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		<title>What Your Username Says About You</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12437/what-your-username-says-about-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Smartass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A username can make or break you on the Net. So does your handle say "stud" or "dud"? Dr. Smartass has some guidelines to help you figure it out.]]></description>
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		<title>iToons: How Social Media Can Screw You Over</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12422/social-media-cartoon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/12422/social-media-cartoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eSarcasm Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quickies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sharing every detail of your life with strangers can cost you. Sometimes literally.]]></description>
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		<title>The 12 Douchiest Things PR People Do</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12354/the-12-douchiest-things-pr-people-do/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/12354/the-12-douchiest-things-pr-people-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants In Our Pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad public relations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear public relations professionals: These 12 popular PR moves are incredibly douchey and annoying. Please stop doing them. Love, writers everywhere.]]></description>
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		<title>Source: Next iPad Rumor May Be Delayed</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/12337/ipad-delay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alternate Reality]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Production problems could push back the launch of the next Apple iPad rumor. An issue with the fact-fabrication process is being blamed for the delay.]]></description>
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