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		<title>Hump Day Hottie: Laura Michelle Prestin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hello, I&#8217;m the Mayor of Gonorrhea</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can now earn Foursquare badges for getting STD tests -- so why stop there? eSarcasm is proud to offer a new line of Foursquare sex badges, including the SlutScout, Bulls-eye, and Back Door Master.]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking: Apple to Unveil Nothing of Importance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources reveal the company is completely tapped out of magical life-changing ideas, but is holding a Special Event today anyway because it craves the attention.]]></description>
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		<title>The TechList: Paris Booked, Craigslist Hooked</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week in tech: Paris Hilton gets busted for coke, Facebook wants to trademark "face" and "book," Verizon becomes Microsoft shill, Tiger looks for new holes to fill. ]]></description>
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		<title>eSarcasm 2.0: Bigger and Bouncier Than Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The home of Geek Humor Gone Wild undergoes cosmetic surgery, adding new sections and several inches to its already generously endowed home page. ]]></description>
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		<title>Notice: You Are Hereby Being Sued By Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael and Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook is suing everyone in sight, it seems -- and you might be next. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>iToons: Meet the Search-Optimized Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eSarcasm Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want your kids to have a lifetime advantage in Google, you've gotta start early.]]></description>
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		<title>Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 12:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.]]></description>
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		<title>Hump Day Hottie: Jimena Navarrete</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Miss Universe 2010, another excellent argument for relaxing immigration restrictions]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common -- you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.]]></description>
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