Every guy likes to think his manhood makes a lasting impression. Now, one man’s willy actually will live on in fame — and he has the fungus among us to thank.

A keyboard called the SpillSeal claims to be completely resistant to water and, uh, other liquids. It even comes with ergonomic wrist support for extended-use comfort!

Flaccid revenues and sagging sales are killing the adult entertainment industry, and there’s no happy ending in sight.

The inventor of a “penis odor cream” is now trying to pitch his life as a reality show. The idea may stink, but the press release is pretty amusing.

A high-tech sex chip could one day let you trigger orgasms on demand. Is it just us, or does the Core i7 suddenly seem a lot less impressive?

Cancer, schmancer. Who cares about dying when you can lose weight and get a day-long erection?

A man is suing McDonald’s, claiming an employee published risqué pics of his wife after finding his phone in the store. Here’s the latest, sung to “Welcome to the Jungle.”

“Hottest Girls”? That’s nothing. We put Apple’s short-lived pornographic app to shame with our list of the best adult-themed iPhone programs you’ll probably never see.

Ain’t no mountains high enough, ain’t no cup size large enough, ain’t no cleavage deep enough to keep our ads from getting to you, babe.

Countless women are becoming inexplicably turned on by news of the world’s largest telescope, now set to be built in Hawaii.

Wearing revealing clothing causes a woman’s cognitive functioning to decrease, a scientific study finds. This is not a problem, eSarcasm assures.