TechSex

Hey, geeks do it, too. Just awkwardly…and rarely with other people.

My Fungus, My Penis, My Legacy

My Fungus, My Penis, My Legacy

Every guy likes to think his manhood makes a lasting impression. Now, one man’s willy actually will live on in fame — and he has the fungus among us to thank.

SpillSeal: A Cybersexer’s Dream

SpillSeal: A Cybersexer’s Dream

A keyboard called the SpillSeal claims to be completely resistant to water and, uh, other liquids. It even comes with ergonomic wrist support for extended-use comfort!

Internet Porn is Killing Porn

Internet Porn is Killing Porn

Flaccid revenues and sagging sales are killing the adult entertainment industry, and there’s no happy ending in sight.

New Reality Show: I Sell Smelly Penis Cream

New Reality Show: I Sell Smelly Penis Cream

The inventor of a “penis odor cream” is now trying to pitch his life as a reality show. The idea may stink, but the press release is pretty amusing.

Sex Chip Promises Instant Orgasms, On Demand

Sex Chip Promises Instant Orgasms, On Demand

A high-tech sex chip could one day let you trigger orgasms on demand. Is it just us, or does the Core i7 suddenly seem a lot less impressive?

Smoke an E-Cig, Get a Woodie

Smoke an E-Cig, Get a Woodie

Cancer, schmancer. Who cares about dying when you can lose weight and get a day-long erection?

Welcome to McDonald’s; We Saw Her On Her Knees

Welcome to McDonald’s; We Saw Her On Her Knees

A man is suing McDonald’s, claiming an employee published risqué pics of his wife after finding his phone in the store. Here’s the latest, sung to “Welcome to the Jungle.”

iWant iPorn: 7 Adult-Themed Apps We’d Love to See

iWant iPorn: 7 Adult-Themed Apps We’d Love to See

“Hottest Girls”? That’s nothing. We put Apple’s short-lived pornographic app to shame with our list of the best adult-themed iPhone programs you’ll probably never see.

These Boobs are Made for Hawking*

These Boobs are Made for Hawking*

Ain’t no mountains high enough, ain’t no cup size large enough, ain’t no cleavage deep enough to keep our ads from getting to you, babe.

World’s Largest Telescope Causing Unexpected Arousal

World’s Largest Telescope Causing Unexpected Arousal

Countless women are becoming inexplicably turned on by news of the world’s largest telescope, now set to be built in Hawaii.

Scientific Proof: Dressing Like a Slut Makes You Dumber

Scientific Proof: Dressing Like a Slut Makes You Dumber

Wearing revealing clothing causes a woman’s cognitive functioning to decrease, a scientific study finds. This is not a problem, eSarcasm assures.

   
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