TechSex

Hey, geeks do it, too. Just awkwardly…and rarely with other people.

The Internet Panic Button (For Those Unfortunate Porn Interruptions)

The Internet Panic Button (For Those Unfortunate Porn Interruptions)

Quick, hit the switch! The Internet Panic Button may be marketed as a security device, but we all know what it’s really for.

Yes, Virginia, Geeks Are Better in Bed

Yes, Virginia, Geeks <i>Are</i> Better in Bed

Defying all expectations, technology professionals were voted the best lovers in a UK poll. Why? Because their tools are rechargeable.

Coming Soon: Sex Spray to Help You Last Longer

Coming Soon: Sex Spray to Help You Last Longer

This ain’t your grandparents’ Binaca: Scientists have developed a simple spray that can turn your below-the-belt buddy into the Energizer Bunny. At least, relatively speaking.

When a Man Loves a Video Game Character

When a Man Loves a Video Game Character

A guy in Guam has apparently married a virtual girl from a video game. That is one honeymoon sex tape we do not want to see.

The Ugly Statistics of Online Dating

The Ugly Statistics of Online Dating

Online dating is one ugly scene, according to new stats released by a Web site for beautiful people.

Welcome to the Pecker Farm

Welcome to the Pecker Farm

Scientists have created the first fully functional artificially grown penises. No, we’re not just dicking around.

Scientists: Please Have Sex With Others

Scientists: Please Have Sex With Others

Sex with a partner is far better than sex alone, according to a new study released this week. And no, the author was not Beavis.

Four Hot iPhone Apps for Bro’s and Ho’s

Four Hot iPhone Apps for Bro’s and Ho’s

Pepsi apologized for releasing a ‘sexist’ iPhone app after feminists howled. We say, bring it on. If you liked AMP UP, you’ll love Ho-B-gone, iPhat, and Femi-none.

Mythical Lesbians Are Breaking the Internets

Mythical Lesbians Are Breaking the Internets

Imaginary sex-crazed lesbians are bringing the Web to a standstill in Sweden. If that sentence doesn’t intrigue you, we’re not sure what will.

High-Tech Bras: The Breast and the Brightest

High-Tech Bras: The Breast and the Brightest

Tits and tech — what more could a guy want? From an iPod-charging bra to one with its own USB keyboard, these eight pieces of intimate apparel are sure to get any geek’s heart racing.

Weird Science: Sex Makes Females Do Housework

Weird Science: Sex Makes Females Do Housework

Could getting it on give females a biological urge to cook and clean? Some strange new science suggests it does — in some species, at least.

   
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