TechSex

Hey, geeks do it, too. Just awkwardly…and rarely with other people.

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

A new study concludes that being forced to hang around gorgeous women does bad things to men. Where can we sign up for one of those studies?

Fanboy Flirtation: 10 Dating Sites We’d Love to See

Fanboy Flirtation: 10 Dating Sites We’d Love to See

Dating site Cupidtino promises to bring Apple fanboys and girls together for awkward, Jobs-worshipping love. But why stop there? Here are 10 other fanboy dating sites that will take the world by storm.

Extra-Small Condoms for Guys Who Lack Size

Extra-Small Condoms for Guys Who Lack Size

A Swiss prophylactics company aims to sell teensy weensy rubbers to teens. We think maybe they should stick to making chocolate and yodeling.

Boobquake 2010: Twelve Tweets That Bare All

Boobquake 2010: Twelve Tweets That Bare All

Seen any nice melons lately? If not, you aren’t looking hard enough. Boobquake 2010 is taking the nation — and naturally Twitter — by storm. Here’s what people are saying.

Wear a Condom, Save a Polar Bear

Wear a Condom, Save a Polar Bear

An environmental science group wants us all to have sex to help save endangered animals. This is one mission we can definitely get behind.

The 12 Greatest Geek Tattoos

The 12 Greatest Geek Tattoos

Kat Von D’s got nothing on these ink-loving geeks. From a midriff-placed Konami code to a Zelda-inspired tramp stamp, here are our picks for the 12 greatest geek tattoos around.

Use Facebook, Get an STD

Use Facebook, Get an STD

Here’s a new one for you: Using Facebook could increase your risk of contracting syphilis, according to one scientist. And no, we aren’t making this up.

Virgin Galactic: ‘It’s True: I’m No Longer a Virgin’

Virgin Galactic: ‘It’s True: I’m No Longer a Virgin’

The world’s first manned commercial spaceship reveals intimate details about its long-anticipated first time. “It was pure weightless bliss,” it says.

Because Sometimes a Fake Vagina Just Isn’t Enough

Because Sometimes a Fake Vagina Just Isn’t Enough

Why settle for “dating” a porn star’s plastic hootchie? Meet Lupe Fuentes’ “butt,” now with new “Forbidden Texture.” Yes, really.

Introducing the Porn Detection Stick

Introducing the Porn Detection Stick

If you think you’ve seen it all, get ready to meet the Porn Detection Stick — a 3-inch gadget that, despite all signs to the contrary, is not something we just made up.

The World’s Greatest Geek Lingerie

The World’s Greatest Geek Lingerie

Nintendo-themed naughties? Check. iPhone-styled thong? Check. When it comes to hot women wearing geeky lingerie, this is as good as it gets.

   
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