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		<title>When Daily Deals Turn Dirty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 17:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Google Condoms: Coming Soon?</title>
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		<title>Dirty Weiner: 34 Hilarious Anthony Weiner Headlines</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Anthony Weiner scandal is making news funnier than ever. Here are 34 double entendre-filled headlines that definitely measure up.]]></description>
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		<title>10 Fatal Flaws With the Internet Kissing Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 16:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If a Booty Calls, Don’t Answer: 15 Stupid Tweets</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 18:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's trending Twitter topic: The hashtag #bootycallrules. Yes, there are strict rules for this sort of thing -- and you better memorize them if you ever want to hit that. ]]></description>
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		<title>Truth in Online Dating: A Translation Guide</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been burned by Match.com? Is eHarmony a bit out of tune? Let our guide help you figure out the right way to read those lonely hearts ads. ]]></description>
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		<title>Exclusive: The 25 Worst Geek Pickup Lines of All Time</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that we would ever try using one one of these. But in case you're ever tempted, remember: Nobody ever got laid after saying any of these things. Trust us.]]></description>
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		<title>Oops! 15 Unintentionally Dirty URLs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They may sound filthy, but ferrethandjobs.com and penisland.net are perfectly innocent sites. Here are 15 of the Web's most accidentally vulgar addresses.]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, I’m the Mayor of Gonorrhea</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael and Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can now earn Foursquare badges for getting STD tests, so why stop there? eSarcasm is proud to offer a new line of Foursquare sex badges, including the SlutScout and the Back Door Master.]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Seen the ‘Harry Popper’ Condoms?</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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