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Hey, geeks do it, too. Just awkwardly…and rarely with other people.

Hello, I’m the Mayor of Gonorrhea

Hello, I’m the Mayor of Gonorrhea

You can now earn Foursquare badges for getting STD tests — so why stop there? eSarcasm is proud to offer a new line of Foursquare sex badges, including the SlutScout, Bulls-eye, and Back Door Master.

Getting a swab shoved up your schwanz may soon become a mark of honor. Thanks to a new initiative by MTV, you can now earn Foursquare badges for taking your tubesteak to the doctor. That's right: Heading in to a health clinic after you score will score you the meaningless but somehow appealing "GYT: Get Yourself Tested" distinction. (It might also relieve that burning you've been experiencing in your fun zone, but...[Read more]

Have You Seen the ‘Harry Popper’ Condoms?

Have You Seen the ‘Harry Popper’ Condoms?

Why anyone would want the image of a wily wizard-boy on his wang is beyond us.

Introducing ‘Abstinence’: The Virtual Reality Video Game

Introducing ‘Abstinence’: The Virtual Reality Video Game

A new virtual-reality video game promises to help you practice saying no to sex. Wait a minute — what?!

Top 10 Reasons iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Android Fans

Top 10 Reasons iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Android Fans

A new study says Apple-lovers score more tail than the Android-carrying crowd. After much intensive research, eSarcasm has discovered the real reasons why.

7 Reasons Why Google Would Make a Bad Boyfriend

7 Reasons Why Google Would Make a Bad Boyfriend

Yeah, yeah, we know. Google’s got it goin’ on. Before you hop on to ride the Big G’s big index, though, you may want to read this.

Some Big News About Breasts

Some Big News About Breasts

Something big is happening in the world of breast research. Really big. Super-duper big. Are you ready for this?

Double Your Entendre: 12 Unintentionally Dirty Headlines

Double Your Entendre: 12 Unintentionally Dirty Headlines

Do you have a dirty mind? If you interpret these seemingly innocent news headlines the same way we did, the answer is probably yes.

What’s Google Got Against Cougars?

What’s Google Got Against Cougars?

Google isn’t showing the love for cougars — and we aren’t talking about the four-legged cats. eSarcasm investigates.

Look, Ma! I Got Crabs From the Internet

Look, Ma! I Got Crabs From the Internet

Screw screwing: These days, all it takes is a couple of ill-fated clicks to get creepy, crawly crabs in your you-know-what. No, we aren’t kidding.

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

A new study concludes that being forced to hang around gorgeous women does bad things to men. Where can we sign up for one of those studies?







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