Change your grip for iPhone cure, Microsoft’s numbers are full of manure

Steve Jobs says how you hold your iPhone makes a difference in how well it works. Because most people are too stupid to figure this out on their own, we’ve created this handy visual guide.

Here’s what the world truly needs: An iPhone app that lets you measure the volume and musicality of your farts and email them to others. Yes, seriously.

Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of ridicule recognition. This year’s winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.

Google goes straight for the art, Apple iPhone 4 off to a rocky start

Google gave users the chance to add backgrounds to its classic stark search page. Meet Google as brought to you by Ballmer, Jobs, & some smokin’ hot Swedish twins.

Holy Hotmail, people are saying some funny stuff about Google’s short-lived background image experiment. Here are 11 tweets that made us titter.

What do you do when you’re dumping 200,000 gallons of crude into the ocean each day and are totally incompetent to stop it? Wage a PR campaign on Google.

Facebook’s Zuckerberg is just a boy in a hood; AT&T, as usual, is up to no good

Finally, it can be told: eSarcasm is an agent of Satan. We feel so much better now that the truth is out.

AT&T doesn’t like people e-mailing its CEO — but it doesn’t stop there. eSarcasm has identified 10 other actions that’ll have AT&T’s legal team up your ass in a hurry.