Rants In Our Pants

Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.

The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator

The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator
So you've fired off an e-mail to the Great Man and now you're anxiously awaiting a reply? Wait no longer. Our e-mail bot can crank out a Jobsian response to any question.

This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night

This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night

If you think the geotracking technology of today is invasive, wait till you see the movement-tracking technology of tomorrow.

3 Simple Steps to Fixing the iPhone 4’s Reception Problem

3 Simple Steps to Fixing the iPhone 4’s Reception Problem

Apple won’t admit its new iPhone gets shitty reception, but have no fear: eSarcasm’s found a quick and simple fix for your iPhone 4 antenna woes.

Video Sex Chat Is Coming to an iPhone 4 Near You

Video Sex Chat Is Coming to an iPhone 4 Near You

Apple’s video chat service is about to go XXX. Here are five FaceTime apps that will help you, umm, relieve tension on the go.

The TechList: 26.June.2010

The TechList: 26.June.2010

Change your grip for iPhone cure, Microsoft’s numbers are full of manure

The Right and Wrong Ways To Hold an iPhone

The Right and Wrong Ways To Hold an iPhone

Steve Jobs says how you hold your iPhone makes a difference in how well it works. Because most people are too stupid to figure this out on their own, we’ve created this handy visual guide.

Fart for Fart’s Sake, Money for God’s Sake

Fart for Fart’s Sake, Money for God’s Sake

Here’s what the world truly needs: An iPhone app that lets you measure the volume and musicality of your farts and email them to others. Yes, seriously.

Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies

Screw the Webby Awards. Meet the Winners of the 2010 Snarkies

Welcome to our annual awards for the sites and people most worthy of ridicule recognition. This year’s winners include Steve Jobs, Megan Fox, and Boobquake. We hope you remembered your tux.

The TechList: 13.June.2010

The TechList: 13.June.2010

Google goes straight for the art, Apple iPhone 4 off to a rocky start

Google’s Got Balls (and Other Background Art)

Google’s Got Balls (and Other Background Art)

Google gave users the chance to add backgrounds to its classic stark search page. Meet Google as brought to you by Ballmer, Jobs, & some smokin’ hot Swedish twins.

This Just In: Google’s Background Image Really Pissed People Off

This Just In: Google’s Background Image Really Pissed People Off

Holy Hotmail, people are saying some funny stuff about Google’s short-lived background image experiment. Here are 11 tweets that made us titter.

   
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