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Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.

The TechList: Paris Booked, Craigslist Hooked

The TechList: Paris Booked, Craigslist Hooked

This week in tech: Paris Hilton gets busted for coke, Facebook wants to trademark “face” and “book,” Verizon becomes Microsoft shill, Tiger looks for new holes to fill.

eSarcasm 2.0: Bigger and Bouncier Than Ever

eSarcasm 2.0: Bigger and Bouncier Than Ever

The home of Geek Humor Gone Wild undergoes cosmetic surgery, adding new sections and several inches to its already generously endowed home page.

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.

The TechList: Diaz Kills, Facebook Ills

The TechList: Diaz Kills, Facebook Ills

This week in tech: Cameron Diaz may kill your PC, Facebook says your Places or mine, Google’s hitting the silver screen, and watch out for creepy Uncle Eric.

25 Ways to Tell If You’re a Hopeless Geek

25 Ways to Tell If You’re a Hopeless Geek

Have you gone full dweebtard? Hey, it can happen to the best of us. Take our 25-question true or false quiz to find out.

Don’t Mess With Us, We’re Humor Pundits

Don’t Mess With Us, We’re Humor Pundits

Yes, as a matter of fact we are the InterWebs’ leading authority on geeky, uncouth, distasteful, and offensive humor. Thanks for asking.

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

We’re launching a campaign to seek out and identify the world’s worst Certified Facebook Douches. Can you help?

Design a Funny T-Shirt, Win an Apple iPad. Seriously.

Design a Funny T-Shirt, Win an Apple iPad. Seriously.

Create your own geeky-yet-funny T-shirt, and you might walk away with a magical, revolutionary, life-changing iPad. Yes, we do rock, thank you very much.

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

In a newly published document, China’s leaders claim they fully support free speech on the Internet. Um, right. We thought their statement could use a few clarifications.

The TechList: 25.July.2010

The TechList: 25.July.2010

Apple finally hands out rubbers, meet 500 million Facebook lovers

   
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