This week in tech: Cameron Diaz may kill your PC, Facebook says your Places or mine, Google’s hitting the silver screen, and watch out for creepy Uncle Eric.

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In a newly published document, China’s leaders claim they fully support free speech on the Internet. Um, right. We thought their statement could use a few clarifications.

Apple finally hands out rubbers, meet 500 million Facebook lovers

New online shop promises to be magical, revolutionary, and life changing, though probably not all at the same time, founders say.

Escape from Apple Hell, Mel’s just swell — can’t you tell?

Google wants you to share your ‘search story’ with the world on YouTube. After seeing some of our search stories, they might just change their minds.

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