Rants In Our Pants

Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

In a newly published document, China’s leaders claim they fully support free speech on the Internet. Um, right. We thought their statement could use a few clarifications.

The TechList: 25.July.2010

The TechList: 25.July.2010

Apple finally hands out rubbers, meet 500 million Facebook lovers

eSarcasm eStore to Change eCommerce as We Know It

eSarcasm eStore to Change eCommerce as We Know It

New online shop promises to be magical, revolutionary, and life changing, though probably not all at the same time, founders say.

The TechList: 18.July.2010

The TechList: 18.July.2010

Escape from Apple Hell, Mel’s just swell — can’t you tell?

Looking for Porn in All the Wrong Places and Other Google Search Stories

Looking for Porn in All the Wrong Places and Other Google Search Stories

Google wants you to share your ‘search story’ with the world on YouTube. After seeing some of our search stories, they might just change their minds.

EXCLUSIVE: The Mel Gibson Personality Test

EXCLUSIVE: The Mel Gibson Personality Test

Can you roll like Mel? It’s not as easy as it looks. Take our quiz and find out if you’ve got what it takes to out Gibson Mr. Gibson.

Quiz: Are You an Apple or an Android Fanboy?

Quiz: Are You an Apple or an Android Fanboy?

Forget the old Microsoft vs. Apple feud — the bigger battle these days is between Apple and Android. So which kind of fanboy are you? Take this 20-question quiz to find out.

The TechList: 11.July.2010

The TechList: 11.July.2010

Apple’s iPhones are hotter than you think; Facebook says ‘I know nuzzink’

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

It seems Twitter users are proud of many things — like their inability to spell, Klingon tattoos, and their lack of STDs. Here are 20 “iamproudof” boasts with the most.

The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator

The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator
So you've fired off an e-mail to the Great Man and now you're anxiously awaiting a reply? Wait no longer. Our e-mail bot can crank out a Jobsian response to any question.

This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night

This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night

If you think the geotracking technology of today is invasive, wait till you see the movement-tracking technology of tomorrow.







   
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