What do Kringle Candles, Hiccup Girl, Football Wives, and Tiger-humping hottie Loredana Jolie have in common? They’re all Google trending topics. And that’s all the excuse we need.

If you’re guilty of any of these Facebook faux pas, you’re in danger in being unfriended by everyone you know. Consider yourself warned.

First the ‘Like’ button spread like herpes across the Web. Now Facebook has infiltrated Bing searches. Here’s how the rest of the Facebook Future will unfold.

He’d be out there pitching Windows Phone 7 handsets. Here’s how that might go, to the tune of Green Eggs & Ham. (Warning: Not safe for kiddies or excessively mature adults.)

We all know about Microsoft’s new Windows Phone 7 by now — but what about the apps? Here are seven selections we hope (but don’t expect) to see.

The new MySpace logo may look like a total joke, but that’s probably just because you don’t know the whole story behind it. Behold: the 15 real reasons MySpace went with that godawful design.

The iPhone is coming to Verizon, like, any second now. The evidence is indisputable. Why can’t you people see that?

Google has banned hundreds of terms from showing up in its “Instant” search results — and some of them are more than a little bizarre.

Apple’s filed a patent for a new device that’d identify you by your hands. We have a few theories about what the company might really be up to.

The Emergency Bra doesn’t merely lift, shape, and support, it may also save your life in case of a gas attack. Even if not, it’s certainly worth a try.

Kentucky Fried Chicken has come up with a novel way to promote its Double Down sandwiches — using the derrieres of college girls. God love ‘em.