Rants In Our Pants

Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.

22 Things We Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass About

22 Things We Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass About

We tried, honest we did. But we just don’t give a damn about white iPhones, 4G networks, Windows Phone 7, or how much hair Christine O’Donnell has on her nether bits. Sorry.

AT&T to T-Mobile: Ours Is Bigger, Thicker, and Ready to Blow

AT&T to T-Mobile: Ours Is Bigger, Thicker, and Ready to Blow

AT&T and T-Mobile are going head-to-head to see whose is bigger. Needless to say, the competition is stiff — and the situation’s quickly turning hairy.

5 Reasons Why We Hate ’5 Reasons Why’ Stories

5 Reasons Why We Hate ’5 Reasons Why’ Stories

Why must so many blog posts revolve around “5 reasons”-this or “5 reasons”-that? How about some originality, people?

Six Truly Terrifying Geek Halloween Costumes

Six Truly Terrifying Geek Halloween Costumes

Stuck for a Halloween costume? There’s still time to go as one of these scary geeks. Just don’t blame us if instead of giving you candy they sic the dogs on you.

Tis a Pity We’re Google Whores

Tis a Pity We’re Google Whores

What do Kringle Candles, Hiccup Girl, Football Wives, and Tiger-humping hottie Loredana Jolie have in common? They’re all Google trending topics. And that’s all the excuse we need.

50 Ways to Get Unfriended on Facebook

50 Ways to Get Unfriended on Facebook

If you’re guilty of any of these Facebook faux pas, you’re in danger in being unfriended by everyone you know. Consider yourself warned.

The Future Belongs to Facebook

The Future Belongs to Facebook

First the ‘Like’ button spread like herpes across the Web. Now Facebook has infiltrated Bing searches. Here’s how the rest of the Facebook Future will unfold.

If Doctor Seuss Worked for Microsoft…

If Doctor Seuss Worked for Microsoft…

He’d be out there pitching Windows Phone 7 handsets. Here’s how that might go, to the tune of Green Eggs & Ham. (Warning: Not safe for kiddies or excessively mature adults.)

Seven Windows Phone 7 Apps We’ll Probably Never See

Seven Windows Phone 7 Apps We’ll Probably Never See

We all know about Microsoft’s new Windows Phone 7 by now — but what about the apps? Here are seven selections we hope (but don’t expect) to see.

Top 15 Reasons MySpace Picked That Terrible Logo

Top 15 Reasons MySpace Picked That Terrible Logo

The new MySpace logo may look like a total joke, but that’s probably just because you don’t know the whole story behind it. Behold: the 15 real reasons MySpace went with that godawful design.

CONFIRMED: Verizon iPhone Is Absolutely, Definitely Real, Damn It

CONFIRMED: Verizon iPhone Is Absolutely, Definitely Real, Damn It

The iPhone is coming to Verizon, like, any second now. The evidence is indisputable. Why can’t you people see that?

   
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