The iDress: An eSarcasm Endorsement
An Australian clothing company has come out with a new dress made specifically for holding iPads. We felt compelled to share some thoughts on this delightful innovation.
Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.
An Australian clothing company has come out with a new dress made specifically for holding iPads. We felt compelled to share some thoughts on this delightful innovation.
Why stop at drawing Mohammed? There are plenty of other religious icons worth mocking online. Brace yourselves for possibly the most offensive eSarcasm post ever.
Come on, Microsoft — where’s the magic? Where’s the revolution? Here’s how the Hotmail upgrade announcement would have gone if Steve Jobs had done it.
Warning: This story may permanently alter your perception of social media. Are you ready to be enlightened?
If Ellen DeGeneres is sorry for mocking the iPhone, we’re really sorry for all the nasty things we’ve said about Apple. Really. Steve, can you find it in your heart to forgive us?
A blog post allegedly written by Steve Jobs has surfaced, responding to rumors of federal anti-trust investigations into Apple. Is this the real Jobs? You be the judge.
Want to experience the thrill of a Steve Jobs fight firsthand? This game will let you step right inside The Apple Man’s shoes.
Boy oh boy, Steve Jobs is pissed. His Holiness recently posted a scathing letter about Apple and Flash. We ran it through our patented bullshit translation software to see what he really meant to say.
According to recent reports, federal employees spend most of their time surfing porn. Fine for them, but what about the rest of us? It’s time we made access to XXX material a right, not a privilege.
Steve Jobs says if you want “porn” — also known as an uncensored app store — you should go to Android. We accept his proposal. Do you?
Steve Jobs is a bicycle. Sarah Palin killed Michael Jackson. People type weird shit into Google — and you need look no further than its Auto-Complete feature to get a glimpse.
Well, kiddos, this is it: eSarcasm’s hitting the big time. Yep, we’re about to buy Palm and become a massive corporation. Assuming they accept our offer, that is.
Apple unveiled its latest iPhone software update during a company event Thursday morning. We ran the announcement through our patented bullshit translation software to see what it was really all about.
To buy an iPad, or not to buy an iPad? Our magical, revolutionary chart will help you decide.
We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.
Starbucks sucks — and so do its iPhone apps. Here are 10 better ways for Apple fanboys to wake up and smell the overpriced, poorly roasted coffee.
Ever since Google CEO Schmidt and Apple dictator for life Jobs met for coffee last week, the InterWebs have been buzzing about what they said. Here’s the definitive interpretation.
