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		<title>When Google’s Personalized Search Gets a Little Too Personal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google's Search Plus Your World reveals a lot about those crack-smoking, STD-riddled whoremongers otherwise known as your Google+ buddies. An eSarcasm exclusive report. ]]></description>
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		<title>30 Ridiculously Dumb Tech Warning Labels</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tech products have some really stupid disclaimers. Here are 30 of the worst we've seen.]]></description>
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		<title>Quiz: Are You a Total Tech Douchebag?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs: 1955 &#8211; 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eSarcasm Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You were always our Crazy One, Steve. Thanks for everything.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Aol: Hire Us to Run TechCrunch</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/22754/dear-aol-hire-us-to-run-techcrunch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/22754/dear-aol-hire-us-to-run-techcrunch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that TechCrunch is short one editor in chief, we have the perfect candidates for the job: Us. Please consider this list of our qualifications. ]]></description>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: 10 Things We Will Miss About Steve Jobs</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/22660/exclusive-10-things-we-will-miss-about-steve-jobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs is handing over the reigns at Apple -- probably for the last time. Our lives are now just a hollow shell. Here are 10 ways we're going to miss him. ]]></description>
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		<title>INFOGRAPHIC: How People Really Spend Their Time on the Net</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/22542/infographic-what-people-really-do-on-the-net/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do people really do when they go online? You might be very surprised. Or you might already know. In either case, check out this cool infographic, dammit. An eSarcasm nonexclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: Top 10 Signs the Apocalypse Is Upon Us</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/21967/top-10-signs-the-apocalypse-is-upon-us/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/21967/top-10-signs-the-apocalypse-is-upon-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The center cannot hold, mere anarchy has been loosed, and rude beasts slouch toward Bethlehem. It's either Judgment Day or a Motley Crue concert. Here are ten signs that Armageddon is nigh. ]]></description>
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		<title>eSarcasm Unveils Groundbreaking New Ethics Policy</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/21949/esarcasm-unveils-groundbreaking-new-ethics-policy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/21949/esarcasm-unveils-groundbreaking-new-ethics-policy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 14:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's pretty simple, really. Want us to write about you? It's going to cost you. Want us to please <em>not</em> write about you? It'll cost you more. Welcome to eThics 2.0. ]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, It&#8217;s True, We Are Depraved Sex Fiends</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No joke: Google has classified eSarcasm as 'adult content' and is threatening to pull all of our AdSense ads. We cannot begin to tell you how sorry we are about that. ]]></description>
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