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You were always our Crazy One, Steve. Thanks for everything.

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Steve Jobs is handing over the reigns at Apple — probably for the last time. Our lives are now just a hollow shell. Here are 10 ways we’re going to miss him.

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The center cannot hold, mere anarchy has been loosed, and rude beasts slouch toward Bethlehem. It’s either Judgment Day or a Motley Crue concert. Here are ten signs that Armageddon is nigh.

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