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Coco: Hey. It's been a while. And by "a while," we mean forever. So it might seem a little strange for us to be writing you like this out of the blue. But please hear us out. We have a request, and it won't cost you more than a mouse click. We want you to follow us on Twitter. See, that wasn't too hard, was it? We know that on March 5 you decided to randomly follow exactly one person on Twitte...[Read more]