Rants In Our Pants

Whatever comes into our pointy little heads. Unfair. Unbalanced. Also unkempt.

Upgrade Emotions: A Platform-By-Platform Analysis

Upgrade Emotions: A Platform-By-Platform Analysis

Upgrades elicit different emotions for different platforms. This highly scientific chart explains the most common reactions to a new system upgrade from owners of iOS, Android, and Windows devices.

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The 18 Commandments of the Internet Comment Troll

The 18 Commandments of the Internet Comment Troll

Internet Comment Trolls, your secrets are out! We’ve uncovered a highly confidential document detailing the rules that guide everything Internet Comment Trolls say and do. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Five People You Really Don’t Want to See Naked and Yet Here They Are – Naked

Five People You Really Don’t Want to See Naked and Yet Here They Are – Naked

Even worse, they’re all guys. Can we do SEO or what?

Snowden Meets Seuss: Oh, The Places He’ll Go

Snowden Meets Seuss: Oh, The Places He’ll Go

Where do you go when you’re Edward Snowden? Here’s some advice from the late great Dr. Seuss.

The 11 Most Totally Insane Stories BuzzFeed Hasn’t Run Yet

The 11 Most Totally Insane Stories BuzzFeed Hasn’t Run Yet

But don’t worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of ‘listicle’, it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It’s really just a matter of time.

Porn to Be Wild: How the World Gets its Rocks Off

Porn to Be Wild: How the World Gets its Rocks Off

Searching for Internet Porn isn’t just the US national past time. NSFW search site PornMD has detailed how people the world over get their stiffies. FYI: Kentucky is a lot gayer than you think.

Ten Celebrities We’d Like to See Become Pope

Ten Celebrities We’d Like to See Become Pope

As the Vatican ponders who will succeed Pope Benedict XVI, please allow us to make a few suggestions.

Word of the Year for 2012: Twatwaffle

Word of the Year for 2012: Twatwaffle

Forget hashtag, GIF, YOLO, or any other pretenders. 2012 was clearly the year of the twatwaffle.

Biggest Douchebags of 2012

Biggest Douchebags of 2012

It’s been a year rich with D-baggery. We’ve got the goods on the biggest, baddest, and douchiest of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

INFOGRAPHIC: How People Really Spend Their Time on the Net

INFOGRAPHIC: How People Really Spend Their Time on the Net

What do people really do when they go online? You might be very surprised. Or you might already know. In either case, check out this cool infographic, dammit. An eSarcasm nonexclusive.

   
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