The 11 Most Totally Insane Stories BuzzFeed Hasn’t Run Yet

But don’t worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of ‘listicle’, it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It’s really just a matter of time.
Breasts, puppies, kittens, small children commanding dangerous amounts of firepower – if it's possible to slap on some blurry photos and corral them into a list, you're likely to find them on BuzzFeed. This magic listicle formula has enabled BuzzFeed to become an inexplicably popular Web site in a very short time. We have chosen not to interpret the fact that BuzzFeed has received at least $35 million in ventur...[Read more]

Porn to Be Wild: How the World Gets its Rocks Off

Searching for Internet Porn isn’t just the US national past time. NSFW search site PornMD has detailed how people the world over get their stiffies. FYI: Kentucky is a lot gayer than you think.

Ten Celebrities We’d Like to See Become Pope

As the Vatican ponders who will succeed Pope Benedict XVI, please allow us to make a few suggestions.

Word of the Year for 2012: Twatwaffle

Forget hashtag, GIF, YOLO, or any other pretenders. 2012 was clearly the year of the twatwaffle.

Biggest Douchebags of 2012

It’s been a year rich with D-baggery. We’ve got the goods on the biggest, baddest, and douchiest of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

INFOGRAPHIC: How People Really Spend Their Time on the Net

What do people really do when they go online? You might be very surprised. Or you might already know. In either case, check out this cool infographic, dammit. An eSarcasm nonexclusive.

30 Ridiculously Dumb Tech Warning Labels

Tech products have some really stupid disclaimers. Here are 30 of the worst we’ve seen.

Dear Google, Please Forgive us

We have ticked off the Adsense censors yet again with our potty mouths and naughty pix fixations. We are soooooooo sorry.

Sue Facebook, Win a Prize

If you’re using Facebook, it’s surely violated your privacy. Don’t be shy; go ahead and sue their asses. You may have already won! (Newly redacted for your reading pleasure.)

When Google’s Personalized Search Gets a Little Too Personal

Google’s Search Plus Your World reveals a lot about those crack-smoking, STD-riddled whoremongers otherwise known as your Google+ buddies. An eSarcasm exclusive report.

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