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eSarcasm 2.0: Bigger and Bouncier Than Ever

eSarcasm 2.0: Bigger and Bouncier Than Ever

The home of Geek Humor Gone Wild undergoes cosmetic surgery, adding new sections and several inches to its already generously endowed home page.

Notice anything different? One year after its stunning debut, the world's leading geek humor portal has unveiled a new look that enhances its mission to bring snark to the masses. Working with the same plastic surgeons that brought you the best parts of Heidi Montag, the nipped-and-tucked eSarcasm 2.0 offers features that are both new and exciting yet also strangely familiar to its legions of fans. Among the ...[Read more]

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

10 Ways Twitter Is Like Paris Hilton

Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.

25 Ways to Tell If You’re a Hopeless Geek

25 Ways to Tell If You’re a Hopeless Geek

Have you gone full dweebtard? Hey, it can happen to the best of us. Take our 25-question true or false quiz to find out.

Don’t Mess With Us, We’re Humor Pundits

Don’t Mess With Us, We’re Humor Pundits

Yes, as a matter of fact we are the InterWebs’ leading authority on geeky, uncouth, distasteful, and offensive humor. Thanks for asking.

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

We’re launching a campaign to seek out and identify the world’s worst Certified Facebook Douches. Can you help?

Design a Funny T-Shirt, Win an Apple iPad. Seriously.

Design a Funny T-Shirt, Win an Apple iPad. Seriously.

Create your own geeky-yet-funny T-shirt, and you might walk away with a magical, revolutionary, life-changing iPad. Yes, we do rock, thank you very much.

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

China’s Free Speech Guarantee: The Annotated Version

In a newly published document, China’s leaders claim they fully support free speech on the Internet. Um, right. We thought their statement could use a few clarifications.

eSarcasm eStore to Change eCommerce as We Know It

eSarcasm eStore to Change eCommerce as We Know It

New online shop promises to be magical, revolutionary, and life changing, though probably not all at the same time, founders say.

Looking for Porn in All the Wrong Places and Other Google Search Stories

Looking for Porn in All the Wrong Places and Other Google Search Stories

Google wants you to share your ‘search story’ with the world on YouTube. After seeing some of our search stories, they might just change their minds.







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