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15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong

15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong

Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter’s taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we’ve seen in today’s trending topic of #ModernProverbs.

Twitter is many things, but deeply profound is not one of them. And that's never been more evident than today. Thanks to the #ModernProverbs trending topic, twits near and far are chiming in with words of everlasting wisdom. If by "words of everlasting wisdom," you mean things like "Money ovr bitches lol." But that gem is just the start. Behold, 15 of the dumbest tweets we could find within Twitter's #ModernProverbs. Rea...[Read more]

15 Stupid Tweets: #whatdoyoudo?

15 Stupid Tweets: #whatdoyoudo?

Fill-in-the-blanks hashtag games let bored Twitter users amuse themselves, but they can reveal more than you realize. Be afraid, be very afraid.

He’s Not That Into You: 25 Stupid Tweets

He’s Not That Into You: 25 Stupid Tweets

Sorry, Twitter, but we just weren’t that into these 25 tweets from today’s trending topic.

12 Amusing Tweets About Apple’s Tablet

12 Amusing Tweets About Apple’s Tablet

Well, to be fair, most of them weren’t intended to be amusing. But we found them pretty damn funny.

10 Stupid Tweets: What Would You Do for a Million Dollars?

10 Stupid Tweets: What Would You Do for a Million Dollars?

If you really had a cool million you probably wouldn’t waste all day on Twitter speculating about it. But these people did. The results speak for themselves.

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

Say it Loud: We’re Twits and We’re Proud

It seems Twitter users are proud of many things — like their inability to spell, Klingon tattoos, and their lack of STDs. Here are 20 “iamproudof” boasts with the most.

10 More Tweets That Shouldn’t Have Been Sent

10 More Tweets That Shouldn’t Have Been Sent

There’s no shortage of terrible tweets in the Twittersphere. These 10 make Tila Tequila look worthy of a Pulitzer Prize.

7 Tweets That Should Have Never Been Sent

7 Tweets That Should Have Never Been Sent

Messages like these make you wish Twitter had a built-in dipshit filter.