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Hump Day Hotties

Do you really need to ask why?

Hump Day Hottie: Kathy Gardiner

Hump Day Hottie: Kathy Gardiner

Need to refi your mortgage? We’ve got just the loan officer you want to see.

Hump Day Hottie: Filippa Hamilton

Hump Day Hottie: Filippa Hamilton

We’ve totally flipped over Filippa; she’s a prize at twice her size

Hump Day Hottie: Sarah Jean Underwood

Hump Day Hottie: Sarah Jean Underwood

Meet Sarah Jean, the silver screen’s new scream queen

Hump Day Hottie: Raffaella Fico

Hump Day Hottie: Raffaella Fico

More than soccer fans score big with this Italian import. Ché bella donna!

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Mayhew

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Mayhew

Meet lovely Lauren, future queen of the wrestling scene.

Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Lloyd

Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Lloyd

Jordan Lloyd may be famous for reality — but to us, she’s pure fantasy.

Hump Day Hottie: Anine Bing

Hump Day Hottie: Anine Bing

We’ve got a real thing for Anine Bing. Give it a minute — you will, too.

Hump Day Hottie: Bar Refaeli

Hump Day Hottie: Bar Refaeli

Here’s one Bar you won’t easily pass

Hump Day Hottie: Brooklyn Decker

Hump Day Hottie: Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn wins! Meet the lovely Mrs. Andy Roddick. We’d cross the net to shake her hand any time.

Hump Day Hottie: Liskula Cohen

Hump Day Hottie: Liskula Cohen

Ah Liskula. We curse the skunk who called you ’skank.’

Hump Day Hottie: Diora Baird

Hump Day Hottie: Diora Baird

There’s nothing like getting down to the Baird essentials. Meet Diora the explorer.

Hump Day Hottie: Peyton List

Hump Day Hottie: Peyton List

Need more reasons to watch Mad Men? Here’s number one on our List

Hump Day Hottie: Elizabeth Banks

Hump Day Hottie: Elizabeth Banks

Some banks we wouldn’t mind bailing out. Our favorite one is named Elizabeth.

Hump Day Hottie: Gabrielle Anwar

Hump Day Hottie: Gabrielle Anwar

This Burn Notice babe is smoking hot. Also, she loves blowing things up. What more could you want?

Hump Day Hottie: April Bowlby

Hump Day Hottie: April Bowlby

A calendar girl for every month of the year

Hump Day Hottie: Amanda Righetti

Hump Day Hottie: Amanda Righetti

What’s on today’s menu? How about a nice big helping of Righetti?

Hump Day Hottie: Jaime Murray

Hump Day Hottie: Jaime Murray

She must be a goddess, because mere mortals just don’t look like that

Hump Day Hottie: Rachel Taylor

Hump Day Hottie: Rachel Taylor

The best thing to come out of Australia since kangaroos

Hump Day Hottie: Cristina Warthen

Hump Day Hottie: Cristina Warthen

Can someone please lend this poor girl $25,000? She’s prosti–err, destitute.

Hump Day Hottie: Cameron Richardson

Hump Day Hottie: Cameron Richardson

It’s no mystery why we love watch “Harper’s Island” — you’re looking right at her.