Hump Day Hotties

Do you really need to ask why?

Hump Day Hottie: Rikki Anderson

Hump Day Hottie: Rikki Anderson

This porn vamp turned high school teacher could probably teach you a thing or two.

Hump Day Hotties: Bree Olsen & Natalie Kenly

Hump Day Hotties: Bree Olsen & Natalie Kenly

Double your pleasure, double your fun with these two hotties, aka, the “goddesses” that light up Charlie Sheen’s life.

Hump Day Hottie: Irina Shayk

Hump Day Hottie: Irina Shayk

There’s a whole lotta Shayk going on with this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model.

Hump Day Hottie: Julia Hurley

Hump Day Hottie: Julia Hurley

This state senator from Tennessee is a former Hooters gal. She also knows a few neat rope tricks.

Hump Day Hottie: Allison Kyler

Hump Day Hottie: Allison Kyler

She’s not Britney, she’s much hotter and way less crazy. Meet Allison K., Spears stand in and scream queen.

Hump Day Hottie: Izabela Lukomska-Pyzalska

Hump Day Hottie: Izabela Lukomska-Pyzalska

We get a real kick out of this former Polish playmate turned soccer club manager. We think you will too.

Hump Day Hottie: Anne Hathaway

Hump Day Hottie: Anne Hathaway

The former Disney star is slated to be the next Catwoman. Get ready to be scratched.

Hump Day Hottie: Stephanie Seymour

Hump Day Hottie: Stephanie Seymour

Meet our new favorite MILF. We’d love to see more of Ms. Seymour.

Hump Day Hottie: Taylor Swift

Hump Day Hottie: Taylor Swift

She may not have been Ms. Right for Mr. Gyllenhaal, but Taylor Swift can strum her way into our hearts anytime.

Hump Day Hottie: Rhea Durham

Hump Day Hottie: Rhea Durham

Heaven must be missing an angel. Fortunately, heavenly Rhea can be found right here.

Hump Day Hottie: Thora Birch

Hump Day Hottie: Thora Birch

This American Beauty just wants a role she can sink her teeth into. We can see a few other nice spots for a bite.

   
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