Hump Day Hotties

Do you really need to ask why?

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Graham

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Graham

Lovely Lauren puts the bad in “Bad Santa” — and that’s all good.

We never watched "The Gilmore Girls." So to us, Lauren Graham is not sweet single mom Lorelai Gilmore. Nor is she Sarah Braverman in "Parenthood" or the voice of Fran Lockwood in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.  No, to us Lauren Graham is Sue, the hot chick with a sexual fixation for fat guys with white beards in Bad Santa, our all-time favorite badass Christmas movie. Anyone saying "...[Read more]

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Turns out the daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky has a few nifty moves of her own. She shoots, she scores!

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Frankly Scarlett, we do give a damn. Oh, how we give a damn.

Hump Day Hottie: Crystal Harris

Hump Day Hottie: Crystal Harris

She won’t be sharing a bed with Hef any more, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be sleeping around.

Hump Day Hottie: Mila Kunis

Hump Day Hottie: Mila Kunis

Six words: Lesbian sex scene with Natalie Portman. If that’s not enough to convince you Mila K. is something special, nothing ever will.

Hump Day Hottie: Alicia Silverstone

Hump Day Hottie: Alicia Silverstone

Call us clueless, but we’ll always have a crush on Alicia

Hump Day Hottie: Elisabetta Canalis

Hump Day Hottie: Elisabetta Canalis

Would you dump this woman? (As if.) But then, you’re no George Clooney.

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Meet Megan Broussard, Lisa Weiss, and Ginger Lee — three members of Anthony Weiner’s dubious online harem.

Hump Day Hottie: Kym Johnson

Hump Day Hottie: Kym Johnson

Meet the dynamic duo from Dancing With the Stars — and we don’t mean her partner, Hines Ward.

Hump Day Hottie: Chelsea Handler

Hump Day Hottie: Chelsea Handler

We’d love to get a handle on this star of “Chelsea Lately” (and at least one alleged sex tape).

   
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