Hump Day Hotties

Do you really need to ask why?

Hump Day Hottie: Mrs. Clause

Hump Day Hottie: Mrs. Clause

These sexy Santa helpers put the ‘ho’ in Ho Ho Ho.

Yes, that's recent Hump Day Hottie Gisele Bundchen bringing you a little Christmas cheer. But Gisele's not the only gal who helps keep Santa warm the other 364 days of the year. There's something about a woman in red velvet and white fur that makes us want to skip right over nice and head straight to naughty. So here's a toast to all those sexy Santa Gals, from Vicky Secrets model Alessandra Ambrosio to Katy Perry, P...[Read more]

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Graham

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Graham

Lovely Lauren puts the bad in “Bad Santa” — and that’s all good.

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Hump Day Hottie: Paulina Gretzky

Turns out the daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky has a few nifty moves of her own. She shoots, she scores!

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Frankly Scarlett, we do give a damn. Oh, how we give a damn.

Hump Day Hottie: Crystal Harris

Hump Day Hottie: Crystal Harris

She won’t be sharing a bed with Hef any more, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be sleeping around.

Hump Day Hottie: Mila Kunis

Hump Day Hottie: Mila Kunis

Six words: Lesbian sex scene with Natalie Portman. If that’s not enough to convince you Mila K. is something special, nothing ever will.

Hump Day Hottie: Alicia Silverstone

Hump Day Hottie: Alicia Silverstone

Call us clueless, but we’ll always have a crush on Alicia

Hump Day Hottie: Elisabetta Canalis

Hump Day Hottie: Elisabetta Canalis

Would you dump this woman? (As if.) But then, you’re no George Clooney.

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Meet Megan Broussard, Lisa Weiss, and Ginger Lee — three members of Anthony Weiner’s dubious online harem.

Hump Day Hottie: Kym Johnson

Hump Day Hottie: Kym Johnson

Meet the dynamic duo from Dancing With the Stars — and we don’t mean her partner, Hines Ward.

   
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