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Hump Day Hotties

Do you really need to ask why?

Hump Day Hottie: Penelope Cruz

Hump Day Hottie: Penelope Cruz

Whenever this sexy Spanish siren appears, our screens are set to Cruz Control.

Our favorite Spanish import, Penelope Cruz has been bringing the heat to the big screen since her 1992 debut in Jamon Jamon, where she uttered the immortal line "How come you like eating my tits"? [video] (Oh Penelope, do you really have to ask?) Cruz just received her third Oscar nod for best supporting actress in Nine, where she plays the "passionate mistress of a married film director," per Osc...[Read more]

Hump Day Hottie: Jenni Farley

Hump Day Hottie: Jenni Farley

Travel with us on a trip to the Jersey Shore. J-WOWW? And how.

Hump Day Hottie: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Hump Day Hottie: Emmanuelle Chriqui

This Entourage star makes us want to sing: O Come, O Come, Emmanuelle.

Hump Day Hottie: Heidi Montag

Hump Day Hottie: Heidi Montag

This reality TV star and Playboy model makes plastic look fantastic.

Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Lennard

Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Lennard

The forecast for this would-be supermodel: cloudy with a chance of nipples.

Hump Day Hottie: Denise Richards

Hump Day Hottie: Denise Richards

Meet the first Mrs. Charlie Sheen, hubba-hubba actress Denise Richards

Hump Day Hottie: Mrs. Clause

Hump Day Hottie: Mrs. Clause

These sexy Santa helpers put the ‘ho’ in Ho Ho Ho.

Hump Day Hottie: Alina Kabaeva

Hump Day Hottie: Alina Kabaeva

Flirting with this close personal friend of Prime Minister Putin is like playing Russian Roulette. Meet the gal who makes Vlad glad.