The Techlist: 13.Mar.2010

Apple’s iPad future looks set; none but the brave dare play ChatRoulette
1. Apple iPad. 120K preorders sold in 24 hours. So PT Barnum was wrong; there are actually 83.3 suckers born every minute. 2. Netflix. Cancels contest to tweak search tech due 2 privacy complaints. So that obsession w/ the Olsen Twins is still our little secret. 3. Google. 99.9% certain it’s shutting down Chinese search engine. But first they plan to leave it in beta for another 5 years. 4. Twitter. Adds...[Read more]

This Cell Phone Knows What You Did Last Night

If you think the geotracking technology of today is invasive, wait till you see the movement-tracking technology of tomorrow.

Hump Day Hottie: Casey Labow

When this Casey’s up at bat, striking out is simply not possible.

15 Stupid Tweets: When #ModernProverbs Go Wrong

Watch out, Aristotle: Twitter’s taking on philosophy. Here are some of the stupidest tweets we’ve seen in today’s trending topic of #ModernProverbs.

iToons: How Social Media Can Screw You Over

Sharing every detail of your life with strangers can cost you. Sometimes literally.

New American Family: Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husbands Sister

Gay ex-stripper/altar boys are procreating via the miracles of modern science. Yes, this is a real press release. Even we can’t make shit like this up.

Hump Day Hottie: Jessica White

Some women are just a work of art, with or without paint.

Introducing the Porn Detection Stick

If you think you’ve seen it all, get ready to meet the Porn Detection Stick — a 3-inch gadget that, despite all signs to the contrary, is not something we just made up.

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