They may sound filthy, but ferrethandjobs.com and penisland.net are perfectly innocent sites. Here are 15 of the Web’s most accidentally vulgar addresses.

Craigslist has caved and censored its Adult Services ads, thus putting an end to prostitution for all time. Or something like that.

You can now earn Foursquare badges for getting STD tests, so why stop there? eSarcasm is proud to offer a new line of Foursquare sex badges, including the SlutScout and the Back Door Master.

What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.

Turns out social networks and socialites have plenty of things in common — you know, like how often they go down and how important it is to fill their holes.

A new virtual-reality video game promises to help you practice saying no to sex. Wait a minute — what?!

Have you gone full dweebtard? Hey, it can happen to the best of us. Take our 25-question true or false quiz to find out.

We’re launching a campaign to seek out and identify the world’s worst Certified Facebook Douches. Can you help?

In a newly published document, China’s leaders claim they fully support free speech on the Internet. Um, right. We thought their statement could use a few clarifications.

A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that’s hardly the only proof we’re social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Yeah, yeah, we know. Google’s got it goin’ on. Before you hop on to ride the Big G’s big index, though, you may want to read this.