Hard Drive: 14 Killer Features of the Bill Gates Condom

Bill Gates is working on the next generation of condoms (yes, seriously) — and only eSarcasm has the skinny on how the high-tech rubbers will revolutionize sex as we know it.
Don't look now, but Bill Gates wants to get in your pants. The guy who brought us Windows is working on creating a new kind of condom that resolves the rubber's current conundrum -- you know, the fact that no guy actually wants to wear one. "The primary drawback from the male perspective is that condoms decrease pleasure as compared to no condom," Gates declared via his foundation. "Or, at least, that's what people...[Read more]

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