Dr. Smartass

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5 Reasons Internet Porn Is Good For America

5 Reasons Internet Porn Is Good For America

Some say the Web’s proliferation of porn is eating away at America’s morals. Dr. Smartass, however, says it’s making us better citizens — and he has the hard data to prove it.

‘Tis the Season For Finding Dates Online

‘Tis the Season For Finding Dates Online

If you’re looking to find a great date on the Net, now may be the prime time to strike. Dr. Smartass explains why in a special power-round edition of reader Q&A.

Chicks and Cars: The Science of Fast Attraction

Chicks and Cars: The Science of Fast Attraction

Hot babes and cool cars go together like CPUs and thermal grease. But is a smooth ride really enough to rev up a lady’s engine? Dr. Smartass tracks down the answer.

What Your Typing Style Says About Your Brain

What Your Typing Style Says About Your Brain

The way you type could reveal a lot about that scrambled omelette you call a brain. Dr. Smartass explains why one common style could be cause for concern.

Why, You Apathetic Little…

Why, You Apathetic Little…

Staring at a computer screen all day can leave you feeling listless. But is apathy a legitimate reason to call in sick? The science community can’t decide.

When Anger In Bed Is a Good Thing

When Anger In Bed Is a Good Thing

If you have to make her mad, doing it in bed may be your best bet. Dr. Smartass explains the science of the lying-down infuriation and how it can work to your advantage.

Your Passwords and Your Personality

Your Passwords and Your Personality

Think your password is a meaningless code? Think again. What you select to secure your account reveals plenty about your personality.

Science Says Size Matters

Science Says Size Matters

It turns out size may matter when it comes to satisfying women — just not in the way you probably think. Dr. Smartass explains.

   
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