Dr. Smartass

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How Sluts are Saving the Species

How Sluts are Saving the Species

The next time you see a girl in a tight shirt and short skirt, you should stop and say thank you — but not for the reason you might expect. Dr. Smartass explains.

Sex Secret: Women Love Hairy Geeks

Sex Secret: Women Love Hairy Geeks

Screw the square-jawed, six-packed stunners — good old-fashioned geeks are what women really want. Just ask Dr. Smartass.

The Dark Side of Texting

The Dark Side of Texting

Before you open that next text from your special someone, you may want to read what Dr. Smartass discovered.

Does SMS Lead to SEX?

Does SMS Lead to SEX?

If you’re searching for someone to embrace this Valentine’s Day, your cell phone may be the best place to start. Dr. Smartass explains.

Wait — There’s Urine WHERE?!

Wait — There’s Urine WHERE?!

What seemingly normal product is hiding urine inside? Dr. Smartass answers that and other burning questions in a special power-round edition of reader Q&A.

The Secret to a Sexy Profile Picture

The Secret to a Sexy Profile Picture

What you don’t know about your profile picture could hurt you. Dr. Smartass lays bare what men and women really want to see when it comes to self-promoting snapshots.

The Downside to Being Beautiful

The Downside to Being Beautiful

Being gorgeous isn’t always a good thing. Dr. Smartass explores the science of attraction and how beauty can become a biological burden.

Those Hips Don’t Lie: Her Butt and Her Brain

Those Hips Don’t Lie: Her Butt and Her Brain

News flash: There’s more to her derriere than meets the eye. Dr. Smartass dives into some surprising science behind the behind.

The Stupidest Sex Studies of 2009

The Stupidest Sex Studies of 2009

Men don’t like wearing condoms. Drunk girls are more likely to put out. Thank God scientists reached groundbreaking conclusions like these during the months of 2009.

When Boinking Goes Bonkers: The 10 Strangest Sexual Fetishes

When Boinking Goes Bonkers: The 10 Strangest Sexual Fetishes

You want me to do what?! From fondling trees to fellating robots, Dr. Smartass delves into 10 of the strangest sexual fetishes around.

Take the Chat-Status Personality Test

Take the Chat-Status Personality Test

Your online chat status tells the world far more than you realize. Dr. Smartass explains what your instant messaging settings say about your personality.

   
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