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		<title>Read This Story, Get Way Smarter</title>
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		<title>This Just In: Men Fake It, Too</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think ladies are the only ones putting on the fake "O"-face? Think again. Dr. Smartass explains.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have released the results from America's biggest sex survey to date -- and there are more than a few steamy surprises inside.
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		<title>How Having Sex Can Make It Bigger</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's true: Regular sex can actually make your organ grow, according to a new study. Just not necessarily in the way you might think.]]></description>
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		<title>Listen, Ladies — Guys Are Easy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some women make the act of seduction far too difficult. Check out Dr. Smartass's "10 Ways to Get Any Man to Mate In <strike>Minutes</strike> Seconds" and see just how simple it can be.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Everyone Loves AT&amp;T’ and Other Ridiculous Research</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you believe some recent research claiming most customers actually love AT&#038;T, you'll probably believe these equally absurd studies compiled by our own Dr. Smartass, too.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[The way she walks can tell you a lot about the way she does certain other things. Dr. Smartass explains in this week's reader Q&#038;A.]]></description>
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		<title>Are You a Sexsomniac?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there's one title worth listing on your resumé, "sexsomniac" might be it. Dr. Smartass looks into what's arguably the oddest (and most unintentionally slutty) medical condition known to man.]]></description>
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		<title>Love Hurts: The World&#8217;s Worst Sex Injuries</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 22:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes sex can go wrong. Horribly wrong. Dr. Smartass reveals the most common and curious sex injuries seen 'round the world.]]></description>
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