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		<title>What Your Username Says About You</title>
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		<title>How Sluts are Saving the Species</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The next time you see a girl in a tight shirt and short skirt, you should stop and say thank you -- but not for the reason you might expect. Dr. Smartass explains.]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Secret: Women Love Hairy Geeks</title>
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		<title>The Dark Side of Texting</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you open that next text from your special someone, you may want to read what Dr. Smartass discovered.]]></description>
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		<title>Does SMS Lead to SEX?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're searching for someone to embrace this Valentine's Day, your cell phone may be the best place to start. Dr. Smartass explains.]]></description>
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		<title>Wait &#8212; There&#8217;s Urine WHERE?!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What seemingly normal product is hiding urine inside? Dr. Smartass answers that and other burning questions in a special power-round edition of reader Q&#038;A.]]></description>
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		<title>The Secret to a Sexy Profile Picture</title>
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		<title>The Downside to Being Beautiful</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being gorgeous isn't always a good thing. Dr. Smartass explores the science of attraction and how beauty can become a biological burden.]]></description>
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		<title>Those Hips Don&#8217;t Lie: Her Butt and Her Brain</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[News flash: There's more to her derriere than meets the eye. Dr. Smartass dives into some surprising science behind the behind. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Stupidest Sex Studies of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men don't like wearing condoms. Drunk girls are more likely to put out. Thank God scientists reached groundbreaking conclusions like these during the months of 2009.]]></description>
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