If you believe some recent research claiming most customers actually love AT&T, you’ll probably believe these equally absurd studies compiled by our own Dr. Smartass, too.

As a proud member of the faux-science community, your dear Dr. S loves keeping up with all kinds of research. Admittedly, the studies that catch my eye tend to be mainly about sex, sex, or occasionally sex -- but once in a while, I deviate from my deviance to delve into something slightly less salacious. Today, my good readers, is one of those days. Donnie and Junior (my colleagues here at eSarcasm) placed some in...[Read more]