Everlasting Father says a software glitch caused Him to miss Judgment Day, leaving thousands stuck here on Earth. An eSarcasm exclusive.

On May 21, aka Judgment Day, the world will be over. So we’re making a bucket list and checking it twice. Here’s what we hope to accomplish before we are damned for all eternity.

Microsoft just bought Skype for a cool $8.5 billion. What would Redmond want with eBay’s neglected video/chat stepchild? We have a few ideas.

Across America women are taking to the streets wearing next to nothing to embrace their inner slut. Meet the man behind the movement, Dick Gozinya. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Speaking from beyond the grave, the former al Qaeda leader expressed disappointment with his martyr’s paradise. Also: It’s a lot hotter than he expected.

Now that the iPhone is finally white, maybe people will stop demanding to see its long-form birth certificate. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Steve Jobs is working on his first official biography, and only eSarcasm has a sneak peek at the shocking secrets the book will reveal.

Yes, Google’s got a new el jefe. Eric Schmidt has just handed the keys to the chief executive limo to Larry Page. Here’s what Larry’s first day was like. An eSarcasm exclusive.

On Thursday night eSarcasm’s servers were attacked and compromised by the infamous Internet vigilantes, but we lived to snark on. An exclusive report.

Bolton to revisit embarrassingly bad songs as part of compilation for new Amazon music-streaming service; Phil Collins reportedly in talks as well.

Apple has big things in store for this year’s Worldwide Developers Conference — and only eSarcasm has the juicy details.