Alternate Reality

These stories are not (entirely) true. They are, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

What Needs To Be Said

What Needs To Be Said

Which would you rather have — a Paris lemon or a Madrid grapefruit? The eSarcasm staffing controversy continues.

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

Dan, I Accept Your Resignation

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…and either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

I’m Leaving eSarcasm. Here’s Why.

Ask ev’ry person if he’s heard the story, and tell it strong and clear if he has not. That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory called Camelot….

Windows 8 Revealed: 10 Amazing New Features

Windows 8 Revealed: 10 Amazing New Features

Windows 8 is here. Well, it was here for a while, then it left. But it promised to come right back in a year or so. Meanwhile, here are 10 amazingly splendiferous new features to look forward to.

EXCLUSIVE: Yahoo Considering WALL-E for CEO Position

EXCLUSIVE: Yahoo Considering WALL-E for CEO Position

Trash-compacting robot in “final stages” of interview process, sources say; could be named chief executive within days.

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Call off your henchmen, Apple: Your lost iPhone 5 prototype is in safe hands. Also, if you could confirm this story, it’d really help me out of a bind.

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?

When HTC Met DRE: What They Were Really Thinking

When HTC Met DRE: What They Were Really Thinking

Wondering what HTC CEO Peter Chou, rapper Dr. Dre, and record exec Jimmy Iovine were thinking during their awkward photo shoot? Check out our exclusive analysis for the answer.

EXCLUSIVE: Ten New Rules for Using Google+

EXCLUSIVE: Ten New Rules for Using Google+

And you thought Google+ was picky about the name you use. G+ is planning to introduce a series of new rules to keep its users both well dressed and well behaved. Brace yourselves.

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

The iBiography of the century is still a year away, but they’re already mucking around with the iTitle. We’ve got a few magical life changing ideas about what it should be called. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Fence Post to Seek Republican Nomination for President

Fence Post to Seek Republican Nomination for President

A weathered piece of fencing materials says he’s tanned, rusted, and ready lead the GOP to victory in 2012. An eSarcasm exclusive.

   
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