Clothing chain expresses puzzlement at request but says it will consider granting asylum to WikiLeaks founder after its Storewide Summer Clearance Sale is over.

Facebook’s stock market faceplant last month has shattered the dreams of Simon Wainmaring and thousands of other Facebook employees just like him. An eSarcasm special report.

The Facebook billionaire has renounced his United States citizenship just days before an IPO that will make him one of the richest humans on the planet. An eSarcasm special report.

In a tearful farewell, the lovable pitch lizard suspends his presidential campaign but vows to continue the fight for lower auto insurance. Only on eSarcasm.

Google’s “Project Glass” high-tech specs augment reality in ways even Google won’t talk about. Here’s the real story behind them. An eSarcasm original.

Award-winning site abandons geek humor for Viagra sales. An eSarcRx exclusive.

Research by the Phew Group indicates that the majority of Netizens are jerks, dickwads, or total flaming assholes. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Genetically engineered compromise candidate captures more than 90 percent of the vote in Alabama, Mississippi, and Hawaii. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Using genetic engineering, the GOP plans to combine the best features of its presidential candidates to defeat Obama in November. Meet the next president of these United States, McNewt Romtorich.

The popular talk radio host suffered a close call with a near-apology experience yesterday, but escaped unscathed. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Think you know what Apple has in store for its upcoming iPad event? Think again. eSarcasm has uncovered 10 magical secrets about the super-special day, and you definitely haven’t heard these before.