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		<title>10 Reasons Why Apple’s Chinese Sweatshops Are Totally Awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think iPads and iPhones are built by an army of virtual slaves? Think again. Apple's FoxConn facility is a veritable worker's paradise. An exclusive eSarcasm investigative report.]]></description>
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		<title>Geico Gecko Denies Open Marriage Allegations</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOP presidential hopeful denies charges he requested an open marriage arrangement with a former spouse, accuses media of being anti-reptile. ]]></description>
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		<title>Internet Blackout Causes Widespread Panic, Looting, Porn Withdrawals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Large parts of the InterWebs went dark yesterday, leading to a complete (if temporary) breakdown of Western Civilization. An eSarcasm exclusive report. ]]></description>
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		<title>eSarcasm to Join Anti-SOPA Blackout</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On January 18, eSarcasm will go dark for 12 hours to protest SOPA and PIPA, two anti-piracy laws we don't fully understand but know are really bad. Are we cool, or what? ]]></description>
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		<title>What Will Apple Reveal at Its Next Special Event?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we know -- you're all dying to find out what Apple will unveil at its special "education" event next week. We have a few well-educated guesses. Think iChalk, re-education camps, and naughty schoolgirls. ]]></description>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: 12 Amazing Predictions for 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following predictions are absolutely positively guaranteed to come true in 2012 or we’ll return your money for a full refund. Would we lie to you?]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Claus Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/23320/santa-claus-denies-sexual-harassment-allegations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beloved children's icon vehemently denies charges that he forced elves to sit on his lap and spread their Christmas cheer. An exclusive report.]]></description>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: The Best New Words of 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/23185/exclusive-the-best-new-words-of-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever heard of Girthquake, Facebork, or Blowjobbulation? You will soon. Here are two dozen of the most notable words introduced this year. ]]></description>
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		<title>Geico Gecko Throws His Tail Into the GOP Race</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/23165/geico-gecko-throws-his-tail-into-the-gop-race/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/23165/geico-gecko-throws-his-tail-into-the-gop-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Popular auto insurance pitch-lizard believes if people will vote for a Newt, surely they will vote for a Gecko. Yet another eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain&#8217;s Top 10 Pickup Lines</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/23131/herman-cains-top-10-pickup-lines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.esarcasm.com/23131/herman-cains-top-10-pickup-lines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It turns out the Godfather of GOP hopefuls makes Bill Clinton look like the 40-year-old virgin. Here are his most effective seduction secrets. An eSarcasm exclusive. ]]></description>
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