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		<title>Tweets Between the Sheets: We’re All Social Media Junkies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[guy kawasaki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julia Allison]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[retrevo survey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that's hardly the only proof we're social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 12 Rejected Microsoft Slogans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Picking Microsoft's new tagline ("Be What's Next") wasn't easy. Here are some alternative slogans that didn't quite make the cut. ]]></description>
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		<title>15 Things You Didn’t Know About Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan and JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook love]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Facebook's 500-million member milestone, we offer these fun factoids about the social network everyone either loves or loathes.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Seen Apple’s New iPhone Bumper Video?</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/16326/apple-iphone-bumper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alternate Reality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple iphone 4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple iphone rubber bumpers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple has released a new video promoting its suddenly-high-profile rubber iPhone bumper. Needless to say, this changes everything -- again.]]></description>
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		<title>BP Found Guilty of Crimes Against Photoshop (and Also the Planet)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The oil company everyone hates has screwed us again -- this time, using Photoshop. Thank God the bloggers of America were there to stop them before it was too late. ]]></description>
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		<title>Report: Apple to Wrap Entire Campus in Enormous Rubber Bumper</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/16247/report-apple-to-wrap-entire-campus-in-enormous-rubber-bumper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alternate Reality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple iphone 4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iphone 4 bumpers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one infinite loop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Revolutionary new iBumper will ring Apple's corporate headquarters in flexible high-impact neoprene, making the company virtually leak free.]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING: Apple to Unveil Hardware Fix for iPhone 4</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/16196/breaking-apple-to-unveil-hardware-fix-for-iphone-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources say Apple will offer an external, head-mounted antenna to solve the iPhone 4's reception woes. An eSarcasm exclusive.]]></description>
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		<title>Source: Apple Press Conference To Be Led By Old Spice Man</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple's iPhone 4 press conference on Friday won't be led by Steve Jobs but rather by "Old Spice Man" Isaiah Mustafa, insiders say. [Update: It didn't happen. But it should have.]]]></description>
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		<title>Leak Reveals Apple’s True Attitude Towards Media</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple iPhone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We've gotten our hands on yet another internal Apple memo dealing with the iPhone 4's antenna problems and the media. It's much worse than you think. ]]></description>
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		<title>Smells Like Geek Spirit</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/15894/smells-like-geek-spirit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael and Dan Tynan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sony's started spraying retail stores with the scents of vanilla, mandarin, and bourbon -- and it's not the only tech giant playing with the power of aroma.]]></description>
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