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Exclusive: Inside HP’s ‘iPad Killer’ Slate PC

Exclusive: Inside HP’s ‘iPad Killer’ Slate PC

An exclusive hands-on look at HP’s upcoming Windows tablet PC, which promises to suck slightly less than every other Windows tablet PC ever made. (We did say ’slightly.’)

The tablet wars are officially underway. In response to Steve Jobs' surprise appearance at the Oscars (in a lovely strapless original by Halston) and the first Apple iPad commercials, HP has fired back with both barrels, releasing its own video ad and more details about its upcoming Slate PC, codenamed "Slate PC." Phil McKinney, vice president and CTO of HP's personal systems group, was kind enough t...[Read more]

Source: Next iPad Rumor May Be Delayed

Source: Next iPad Rumor May Be Delayed

Production problems could push back the launch of the next Apple iPad rumor. An issue with the fact-fabrication process is being blamed for the delay.

BREAKING: More Apple Patent Suits on the Way

BREAKING: More Apple Patent Suits on the Way

After suing HTC over allegedly swiping bits of the iPhone’s gesture interface, Apple is taking aim at the cream of the technology crop – including Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google.

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob This: 10 More Sites That Say ‘Hurt Me’

Please Rob Me lets the world know when you’ve left your home untended. But why stop there? These 10 sites will tell everyone exactly how to own your ass (politely, of course).

Apple Bans Itself From App Store

Apple Bans Itself From App Store

In a never-before-seen move, Apple has just banned itself from its own App Store. “We have determined this company is no longer appropriate,” a notification says.

Nearly Naked Hotties Named as Notebook Nabbers

Nearly Naked Hotties Named as Notebook Nabbers

A school district in Pennsylvania is using students’ Web cams to spy on them at home — uncovering a ring of semi-nude teenage laptop thieves.

Leaked Secrets From the Steve Jobs Biography

Leaked Secrets From the Steve Jobs Biography

Steve Jobs is working on his first official biography, and only eSarcasm has a sneak peek at the shocking secrets the book will reveal.

15 Ways the Windows Phone 7 Series Will Change Life as We Know It

15 Ways the Windows Phone 7 Series Will Change Life as We Know It

Microsoft’s new phone OS is a life-changing, underwear-modifying sensation. Discover just how it will change everything we know, think, and do.