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Dear Aol: Hire Us to Run TechCrunch

Dear Aol: Hire Us to Run TechCrunch

Now that TechCrunch is short one editor in chief, we have the perfect candidates for the job: Us. Please consider this list of our qualifications.

TechCruncher Accuses AOL of Assault, Trial by Satire Commences

TechCruncher Accuses AOL of Assault, Trial by Satire Commences

Why did TechCrunch pull a story about Googler being sexually harrassed? Because AOL’s Tim Armstrong made Michael Arrington do unspeakable things. An eSarcasm exclusive.

How the AOL-TechCrunch Merger Will Change Life As We Know It

How the AOL-TechCrunch Merger Will Change Life As We Know It

An aging Internet giant has swallowed the Web’s leading source of tech news, rumors and innuendo. What will the newly merged company look like? eSarcasm has the inside scoop.

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Snatch TechCrunch Away From Aol!

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Snatch TechCrunch Away From Aol!

As Aol! edges closer to acquiring the Web’s #1 site for unsubstantiated rumors, a white knight has emerged. Yes, that would be us. Who did you expect, T. Boone Pickens?

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch

eSarcasm in Late-Stage Negotiations to Acquire TechCrunch

Yes, TC is apparently for sale, and we’re apparently buying them. Even we can’t keep these things straight.

TechCrunch Lies About Some Guy Lying About Something Nobody Cares About

TechCrunch Lies About Some Guy Lying About Something Nobody Cares About

Stop the presses: TechCrunch says some guy claimed to delete his Facebook account, but really didn’t. And then he lied about it. OMG. What could possibly happen next?

Yes, We Were Totally Owned by TechCrunch

Yes, We Were Totally Owned by TechCrunch

We thought TechCrunch was going to acquire us. Turns out it was just an April Fools’ Day joke. Well played, you bastards.

Inside the TechCrunch Child Labor Scandal

Inside the TechCrunch Child Labor Scandal

Michael Arrington’s revelation that one of his teen bloggers accepted bribes was the tip of a much larger story. We reveal who’s really writing all those TechCrunch posts.

Top 10 Reasons Why TechCrunch Got Hacked

Top 10 Reasons Why TechCrunch Got Hacked

Our favorite Web site recently got pwned by an angry hacker — twice. TechCrunch hasn’t explained what really happened, but we have a few good ideas.

New ‘Unreality TV’ Show Based on TechCrunch in the Works

New ‘Unreality TV’ Show Based on TechCrunch in the Works

Documents obtained illegally and leaked to eSarcasm reveal program will combine the best of The Apprentice and Flavor of Love.

Scientists Discover New Element Based on Michael Arrington, Apologize Profusely Afterwards

Scientists Discover New Element Based on Michael Arrington, Apologize Profusely Afterwards

Urasium, an ignoble gas based on superheated emissions from the former TechCrunch founder, has become the 116th element in the Periodic Table. A nation of chemists mourn.