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eSarcasm Sues Author of ‘Steve Jobs’ Biography

eSarcasm Sues Author of ‘Steve Jobs’ Biography

Beloved satirical site claims Walter Isaacson used its content without permission and is demanding a split of the profits. Also: We want Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to play us in the movie. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Steve Jobs: 1955 – 2011

Steve Jobs: 1955 – 2011

You were always our Crazy One, Steve. Thanks for everything.

EXCLUSIVE: 10 Things We Will Miss About Steve Jobs

EXCLUSIVE: 10 Things We Will Miss About Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is handing over the reigns at Apple — probably for the last time. Our lives are now just a hollow shell. Here are 10 ways we’re going to miss him.

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

The iBiography of the century is still a year away, but they’re already mucking around with the iTitle. We’ve got a few magical life changing ideas about what it should be called. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Steve Jobs Reveals He Is an Alien, Plots Return to Home Planet

Steve Jobs Reveals He Is an Alien, Plots Return to Home Planet

You know that massive new headquarters Apple wants to build that looks just like a spaceship? It really is a spaceship. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Leaked Secrets From the Steve Jobs Biography

Leaked Secrets From the Steve Jobs Biography

Steve Jobs is working on his first official biography, and only eSarcasm has a sneak peek at the shocking secrets the book will reveal.

Video: A Message From Steve Jobs About Android and the White iPhone

Video: A Message From Steve Jobs About Android and the White iPhone

The Magical One himself took time out of his busy schedule to deliver this important video message.

Inside Steve Jobs’ Magical, Life-Changing Mansion

Inside Steve Jobs’ Magical, Life-Changing Mansion

Steve Jobs is building a mansion as only he can. What will the Apple CEO’s iHouse look like? We have the inside scoop.

Steve Jobs Obtains Restraining Order Against Journalism Student

Steve Jobs Obtains Restraining Order Against Journalism Student

Apple has asked a court to stop 22-year-old journalism student and former hand model Chelsea Kate Isaacs from harassing its CEO via email. An eSarcasm exclusive.

iToons: What Was Steve Jobs Like As a Child?

iToons: What Was Steve Jobs Like As a Child?

They say someone’s childhood can explain a lot about his personality. Looking back at young Steve Jobs, it suddenly all makes sense.

Steve Jobs’ Ex-Girlfriend: Rumors of 7-Inch Device ‘Definitely Not True’

Steve Jobs’ Ex-Girlfriend: Rumors of 7-Inch Device ‘Definitely Not True’

Former girlfriend says rumors of Jobs having a 7-inch gizmo are false. “Four and a half, five inches, maybe,” she says. “But seven? No way.”