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Apple Announces Magical and Revolutionary ‘iKill’

Apple Announces Magical and Revolutionary ‘iKill’

Those throwing stars Steve Jobs snuck into his luggage were no novelty items — they were Apple’s latest life-changing product.

Wanted: The Next Revolutionary Life-Changing Magical Web Tablet

Wanted: The Next Revolutionary Life-Changing Magical Web Tablet

Before long we’ll be up to our armpits in Web tablets. How will anyone be able to tell them apart? Easy. Start by filling out this simple questionnaire.

Lines Forming Around the Block for “Magical, Revolutionary” Web Tablet

Lines Forming Around the Block for “Magical, Revolutionary” Web Tablet

The Apple iPad? Fuck no. We’re talking about the JooJoo, which is also making its debut this week. Yes, seriously. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The Ultimate Complete Definitive No Secrets Guide to the iPhone 5

The Ultimate Complete Definitive No Secrets Guide to the iPhone 5

Everything you almost thought you knew about the iPhone 5 is almost wrong. Here’s the real skinny on the fifth coming of the Jesus Phone. Available only on eSarcasm.

Egad, iPad! 10 Hidden Secrets About Apple’s iPad Event

Egad, iPad! 10 Hidden Secrets About Apple’s iPad Event

Think you know what Apple has in store for its upcoming iPad event? Think again. eSarcasm has uncovered 10 magical secrets about the super-special day, and you definitely haven’t heard these before.

What Will Apple Reveal at Its Next Special Event?

What Will Apple Reveal at Its Next Special Event?

Yes, we know — you’re all dying to find out what Apple will unveil at its special “education” event next week. We have a few well-educated guesses. Think iChalk, re-education camps, and naughty schoolgirls.

Report: Life as We Know It Already Changed Following iPhone 4S Debut

Report: Life as We Know It Already Changed Following iPhone 4S Debut

With Apple’s iPhone 4S now out in the wild, one thing is clear: The world will never be the same again. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Attention, Apple: I Have Your Missing iPhone 5

Call off your henchmen, Apple: Your lost iPhone 5 prototype is in safe hands. Also, if you could confirm this story, it’d really help me out of a bind.

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

15 Totally Awesome New Titles for Steve Jobs’ Biography

The iBiography of the century is still a year away, but they’re already mucking around with the iTitle. We’ve got a few magical life changing ideas about what it should be called. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Are You Smarter Than a Tea Partier?

Are You Smarter Than a Tea Partier?

Just take this quiz and find out. Don’t worry, there are only 8 questions and they’re all multiple choice. Also: If you don’t, the terror — err, socialists — will win. An eSarcasm exclusive.

How the Verizon iPhone Will Change the World

How the Verizon iPhone Will Change the World

Apple’s magical and revolutionary Verizon iPhone is here — and the world will never be the same. Don’t believe us? Check out this list of the ways Apple’s latest gift will forever alter our lives.