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Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Ashton Kutcher to Join eSarcasm as Chief Executive

Kutcher to replace founding site member following public meltdown; business to “resume as usual” as soon as possible.

The Twitter Opera: Ashton Kutcher Edition

The Twitter Opera: Ashton Kutcher Edition

London’s Royal Opera House is trying to create the first opera written solely with real Twitter updates. We beat them to the punch — and using only one guy’s tweets, too.

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Making Ashtons of Themselves: More Celebrity Twitter Apps

Now that Ashton Kutcher has his own Twitter client, you know everyone else is going to want one too. Brace yourself for celebrity Twitter apps from Arnold Schwarzenner, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, and more.

16 Things That Will Absolutely, Positively Happen in 2011

16 Things That Will Absolutely, Positively Happen in 2011

What will happen next year? We’ve got the inside skinny. Look for big things from Apple, Julian Assange, Verizon, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, and the TSA.

Biggest Douchebags of 2009

Biggest Douchebags of 2009

What do Ashton Kutcher, Carrie Prejean, Perez Hilton, Tiger Woods, and Kanye West have in common? They’re winners of our awards for the douchiest behavior of the year.

Facebook Planning to Incorporate Time Travel into Timeline

Facebook Planning to Incorporate Time Travel into Timeline

Using neutrinos that travel faster than light, Facebook’s new Timeline interface will allow comments on status updates before they’ve actually appeared. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Desperate, Former Blogger Turns to Craigslist

Desperate, Former Blogger Turns to Craigslist

Former eSarcasm co-founder Dan Tynan is now advertising his services on Craigslist. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

EXCLUSIVE: Top 10 Signs the Apocalypse Is Upon Us

EXCLUSIVE: Top 10 Signs the Apocalypse Is Upon Us

The center cannot hold, mere anarchy has been loosed, and rude beasts slouch toward Bethlehem. It’s either Judgment Day or a Motley Crue concert. Here are ten signs that Armageddon is nigh.

Our Bucket List: 28 Things We Plan to Do Before the World Ends

Our Bucket List: 28 Things We Plan to Do Before the World Ends

On May 21, aka Judgment Day, the world will be over. So we’re making a bucket list and checking it twice. Here’s what we hope to accomplish before we are damned for all eternity.

Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About “The Daily”

Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About “The Daily”

Extra, extra, read all about it. Apple and News Corp have finally unveiled the first ‘newspaper’ for the iPad. Here are ten things they won’t tell you about it.

Read This Story, Get Way Smarter

Read This Story, Get Way Smarter

Using technology can change your brain — and not always for the better. Here’s a primer on how your tech habits might be helping or hurting your IQ.